Ah, Mystic Medicine. It's almost as if history repeats...
Caveman "Thog," circa 22,000 BCE:
"You no have to suffer. Here, eat roots! Feel better."
Warlord "Vaelpion," circa 170 BCE:
"Those roots are primitive. If you slaughter our enemies in battle, the gods will bring you health."
Bishop "Lucian," circa 1290 CE:
"You're sick because you're a sinner who worships false gods. Here, say these prayers to Jesus."
Doctor "Richards," circa 1960 CE:
"Those prayers don't do anything. I'll write you a prescription for some analgesics."
Homeopath "Starwolf," circa 2010 CE:
"Those industrial medicines are harsh and unnatural. Here, eat these roots!"
Up next...healthcare reform through war against Carthage!