@Saj: Congrats! So... when's the wedding? XD
Hah there ain't no such thing as fortune cookies here at Maharashtra for some reason, but I did have my fortune checked using "Luck cards" (basically, fortune telling index cards) about two years ago. Most of my friends received cool stuff, like:
You're like the Sun, bringing light to everyone around you. Don't blink out, otherwise your world might just begin to collapse.
Take a glance between the pillars. A shadow forgotten still lurks in some corner.
But when it was my turn, I got:
It is time to stop pretending. Get down on it.
It caught me by surprise and I pondered what it really meant for over a week. By the time I realized,
I just couldn't help listening to this song. ...and dunking the retiring principal.
Look who's a bully now! XD *thumbs up*
P.S.: That blank note... was a message from the Doctor!