Christmas gifts for the Chrono characters

[skylark]

....... and now I'm apparently stepping on toes I had no intention of stepping on. It wasn't meant to be serious...

[Sajainta]

....... and now I'm apparently stepping on toes I had no intention of stepping on. It wasn't meant to be serious...

Oh, I know!  You didn't step on my toes at all, don't worry.  Sorry if it came off that way--I was just trying to be humourous. 

[Zephira]

Depends on how much that person has contributed to society and whether or not they're a good person. Either way, therapy would be a lot more useful in the long run, and Masato Kato HAS contributed quite a bit. I think Schala would prefer a nice big teddy bear, or a little Janus with a big bow on his head.

[GenesisOne]

I think Schala would prefer a nice big teddy bear, or a little Janus with a big bow on his head.

Don't even JOKE about little Janus having one of those!  

Schala + Teddy Bear = Understandable

Janus + Big Bow = Slow, Agonizing Death!!

[Sajainta]

Meh, I think if Janus had grown up in a more loving, caring environment he wouldn't be so fucked-up.  He probably would still be a dick and a half, but he might tolerate a bow for his big sister for maybe a second or two.

[Mr Bekkler]

If all I got for christmas was a bow, and it found it's way onto my younger sibling's head, I'd be pissed.

Picture this:

Schala attached to the Dream Devourer in the Darkness Beyond Time. The place time goes to die. Darkness everywhere.
Suddenly, a voice!

"Not going anywhere for a while? HAVE A SNICKERS!"

I would get Schala candy.

[Crono666]

I would give Queen Zeal a new dress, one that is all black. That way she'll match the color of the Black Omen.
Hey, if she's going to be on the Black Omen forever then she might as well match.

[Lord J Esq]

I'd get Dalton a bucket of really cheap, sleazy cologne. I think that would complete him.

Frog would get a lava lamp, because...can't you just see him with a lava lamp?
(No, not a "Lavos" lamp...)

I'd buy Ayla a crate of some of the present era's most spectacular fireworks. I think she'd like that a lot. I just hope the Iokan fatality rate doesn't change the course of history.

Crono would get--oh, this is too easy--an audio recorder.

Kid would get a new centipede because I imagine hers has escaped by now.

I'd get Masa and Mune a Medium Totoro. Medium Totoro is the best! Long live Medium Totoro!!
(Yeah, yeah. "Chu." I think "Medium" is cuter.)

And Magil would get a box of Crackerjacks. There would be a prize inside. He would not be amused. But I would!
(Besides, Himalayan chimpanzee tea costs too much.)

[ZombieBucky]

i would get radical dreamers serge a lyre. that would complete his bardness. rd kid would get a sunflower. magil would get a mask that didnt fall off with just the simplest little bump. chrono cross serge would get a robot to talk for him. cc kid would get candy. guile would get booze.

[Radical Pan]

I'd give Ayla a Sex Toy kit. I can so picture it...

Ayla: What this? New mace? Make Ayla stronger! 


Because having an army of Iokans fighting with dildos would be awesome. 

[Zephira]

Frog would get a lava lamp, because...can't you just see him with a lava lamp?
(No, not a "Lavos" lamp...)

A Lavos lamp would be the BEST Chrono paraphernalia ever.

Here's the cruel side coming out, but I'd give Frog a fake high school frog dissection kit, or a Cyrus action figure.

[GenesisOne]

I'd get Ayla an Iron Gym.



But she'd probably think of it as a funny chair to sit on. (do they even have chairs in that era?)

Besides, she's already ripped, so it would probably be an insult to her physique.

[Delta Dragon]

Hmm...Let me think.

I'd get both Norris and Lucca Bazookas.

Glenn would get a third einlanzer (Don't ask)

and Ayla would get a pet Black Tyranno.  Good for fun, or if you're not into that kind of thing, it could provide more leftovers than a thanksgiving turkey.

[utunnels]

LOL, maybe I should get Janus a new Alfador?

[Crono666]

I bet that Flea's hard to shop for. As for Ozzie I would get him better trips for his castle.