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The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« on: August 15, 2008, 05:45:11 pm »
This thread is for those tidbits of thought that are utterly non-sequitur and possibly outright surreal when taken as they occur. Contributions to the narrative should be placed in quotes or otherwise formatted to distinguish them from stand-alone stand-alone thoughts. Bonus points for true musings!

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 05:46:24 pm »
"I suppose I realised the futility of getting insulted over mudslinging and teasing when I got detentions for referencing Michael Jackson in the presence of a particular teacher..."

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 07:28:09 pm »
Wait, wtf is this...?

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2008, 08:15:13 pm »
Uh, here, I'll try "one", whatever, "this" is . . .

"Hi I'm Kilfer"? . . .

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 08:22:57 pm »
overbite 3...no 4mm

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 08:23:57 pm »
ok!! hi!! i agree!!!!

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 09:37:05 pm »
ZeaLitY was 'supposed to' reply straight after me, which probably would have made things clearer and got this off to a better start.

For clarity, the narrative so far would roughly be:

"I suppose I realised the futility of getting insulted over mudslinging and teasing when I got detentions for referencing Michael Jackson in the presence of a particular teacher...
"Hi; I'm Kilfer.""

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 10:00:51 pm »
Oh, oops. Didn't seem cohesive.

"I had only brought up his creepy white skin, but that was enough. Before I could even talk about the children, Mr. Burrows condemned me to a shameful walk down the hall. Along the way I saw Mr. Kyle, the school janitor, staring intently at a loose bolt in his hands. You don't touch Mr. Kyle's bolt. Or he'll kill you. With a knife. He smiled as I went by."

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2008, 03:08:59 am »
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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2008, 09:40:21 am »
"Mr. A had been there for over a quarter of a century. He delighted in variously carrying around and brandishing a screwdriver and a knife, and presumably other improvised offensive weapons--he mentioned petrol bombs once, for instance. His nickname--which was presumably as old as his tenure--was Roy-boy, from his forename. I had never seen anyone call him that to his face."

"Shock--then amusement--played across my face as I was confronted by the wholly unprecedented sight of Mr. A dressed up in a suit. Even if he had not been wearing his gym class trainers, I suspect that most people would have been able to tell that this was not a man accustomed to shirt and tie."

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Re: The non-Chrono Chrono Compendium surreal narrative #1
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2008, 10:51:23 pm »
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