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thanatos

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Answer First, Ask Question Later
« on: May 09, 2007, 08:04:05 pm »
Idea for a game thread.
Poster above you asks a question. you answer it, and ask a question for the poster after you.

If a car is driving at the speed of light, and it turns its headlights on, what happens?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 08:25:32 pm »



What happens if you wear your underpants and socks upon your pants and scream to a policeman: "BALLS TO THE WALLS"
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Korro

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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2007, 08:57:00 pm »
The policeman's head explodes!

How much wood would the wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 09:06:06 pm »
-3 lbs

Why couldn't all the kings horses and all the kings men put Humpty Dumpty back together again?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2007, 09:12:20 pm »
Because they liked crossword puzzles better.

Why thread so stupid it hurts me so?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2007, 09:22:51 pm »
Because you're sensitive like a babies skull.

Why do chickens have breasts but chickens have no nipples?
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Korro

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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 11:37:13 pm »
Cause they arn't freaks like you for asking that question... PLUS theyre not mammels

Who took the cookies from the freakin cookie jar?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 12:00:20 am »
You did, you were just too drunk to remember.

True or False: Brute Force
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Korro

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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 12:55:51 am »
*crap! im gunna go into jail as a drunken cookie theif! :shock:*
False: Mind and tactic can overcome brute force

What is the meaning of life?...............For platypuses?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 04:00:43 am »
Breed. And die.

Will this thread be a) split into a discussion about the meaning of life, b) be purged of all its contents, or c) all of the above, much like my previous thread of the same nature?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 06:12:46 am »
Quote from: Burning Zeppelin on May 10, 2007, 04:00:43 am
Will this thread be a) split into a discussion about the meaning of life, b) be purged of all its contents, or c) all of the above, much like my previous thread of the same nature?

Who knows?

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Is any video game villain (notwithstanding Tetris' L-shaped Block) as badass as King DeDeDe?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 06:19:50 am »
Quote from: Lord J esq on May 10, 2007, 06:12:46 am

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Is any video game villain (notwithstanding Tetris' L-shaped Block) as badass as King DeDeDe?
Only King KeKeKe.

If two trains are hurtling at a baby on one set of tracks and ten people on another set of tracks, why do the people not just move out of the way?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 08:56:08 am »
Who'd pay to see that?

So there I was, sitting at a bar, late at night, and this beautiful woman sits next to me. She asks me my name, I ask hers, we get along quite nicely. So then I finds out she's a spy, working for MI5. The only problem is is that she is investigating the wrong doings of a company a work for. Apparently Alkadea Inc. is some sort of terrorist organization. The question is, does my loyalty for my company supercede my loyalty to my fellow human being? Wait, no, that isn't the question. Whatever, answer away!
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 09:52:12 am »
Uhh, you bone the spy, quit your job, then become a super badass spy apprentice under your hot new spy ladyfriend. Duuh!!

If peter piper played with his pecker and peed on a peck of peppers, do the peppers become pickled or does peter piper get prosecuted for public pornography?
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Re: Answer First, Ask Question Later
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 09:15:06 pm »
Both

If I walk down the street asking people why the hell didn't we have a Millenial Fair II for year 200 What will happen?
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