...I honestly can't tell if you guys are being sarcastic (in which case, this is hillarious), or if you're being deadly serious (in which case, this is hillariously lame).
If you guys aren't being sarcastic, it implies that you're actually genuinely insulted by a guy making up a really rather entertaining and funny theory in a "serious discussion" of a minor video game plothole...So I really, really hope you're all running a sarcastic riff here.
