I was sure we were working on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. But when I get there, the parking lot is practically empty and the doors are locked. Ah, well, it just goes to show that believing in something, no matter how fervently, isn’t going to make it true. Now I’m back home with a whole extra free day on my hands, and I decided to make the most of it by starting out with something extremely petty—hence this poll!
I was reading the Compendium before I left for work, and somebody mentioned the “Aerith” Rule. Aeris, as you surely know, is the tragic heroine of Final Fantasy VII, and Aerith is a close facsimile of the pronunciation of her name in the Japanese version of the game.
Nobody likes a pretender to cross their turf, and as a Certified Elitist™ it always boils my potato when people take it upon themselves to be pretentious with no good reason. I’ve boiled many a potato over these fiends who, in the worst Otaku tradition, insist on using Japanese forms like Aerith, Firaga, and Sara for their respective English counterparts Aeris, Fire 3, and Schala—just to name a few.
The problem is that this is complete pedantry. I’m certainly not against learning more about the original Japanese version of these games, or about the Japanese culture itself—I am strongly in favor of both. But this practice of fanatically rejecting the English form of a few select names in particular, without regard to other names—like, say, “Dalton”—or indeed to any other aspects of these games in general, adds nothing to the experience. It is simply bombastic.
You can see that when somebody comes along and asks “WTF is ‘Aerith’?” Then the bombasts will hasten to point out, with much snobbery, that the Japanese pronunciation is Aerith and only an uncouth rapscallion would use the English version.
Yeah. Uncouth rapscallions…or English speakers.
Those of like mind are welcome to add their snarls of disapproval to the fray. Those who disagree are welcome to try and justify the practice in a way that is less unflattering. Those with no opinion can simply move along. Having accomplished my petty feat, I now return to the black fog whence I came.
Oh, but before I go: Today is very much an abused holiday. Racism is still alive and well in this country, and maybe it wouldn’t hurt any of us to think about ways in which we subtly perpetuate this horrid institution. Unlike deeper forms of prejudice, like sexism, racism is an institution that our species is already mature enough to disestablish. We need only build up a powerful civil momentum, and that begins in the mirror.