Quote Digest

[Atlas]

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

I just thought this one was funny, soccer being the only sport I have ever been good at.

[Chrono'99]

Time traveling forward is the same as time traveling backwards, except that your going forward.

[ZeaLitY]

Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo.

But it is easier to think what poetry should be, than to write it.

Oh, Keats...in his verse, I could just...dissolve into sweet rapture...

[Atlas]

For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.
-Douglas Adams

[Silver]

Terranigma:
Ark: When it comes to Ark, nothing is scary!  A ghost, a toast, a roast, bring 'em on!

[Kyronea]

If there's nothing wrong with me...there must be something wrong with the Universe...

I am NOT a merry man!

Star Trek is full of fun quotes...

[Atlas]

Great sex is great, but bad sex is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    * Billy Joel

[Romana]

The present hasn't been born yet.

No idea what I meant by that, I just thought of it randomly once. I'll likely use it in one of my projects.

[ZeaLitY]

If my health would bear it, I could write a Poem which I have in my head, which would be a consolation for people in such a situation as mine.  I would show some one in Love as I am, with a person living in such Liberty as you do.

[Atlas]

 It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- Somerset Maugham

[Burning Zeppelin]

The ability to poke fun at yourself subtlety is a serviceable substitute for proper wit.
-- Me

Nah just joking, good stuff

[Atlas]

lol


Well. I have an few epic quotes from a friend if I can find it...


" I'm just here for the all you can eat popcorn shrimp."
PureEvil_Fx 9/11/06

"You're traveling down the road in your canoe, you see a tree with a flat tire... how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse in the rain??? The answer is three. Don't ask me, I just know."

PureEvil_Fx

[Silver]

Me: Wash, buddy, look.  You were taking that hill fast enough for the speed to be called relative.
Wash: So?
Me: ....Never mind.

Me [re: my friend Chase's part for our drama final]: There but for the grace of God go I.  I don't think I could handle dressing in drag.

[ZeaLitY]

how could I forgot the greatest Lord J quote of them all?

Usted bastardo!!

[Silver]

Another quote from the depths of my often deranged dreams:

Me [To Yumi Ishiyama (From Code Lyoko) and Harle]: That's the thing of it.  You can't just ignore a feeling of impending doom.  You have to turn around, just to make sure that what passes for reality isn't yanking your chain.  And pretty much every time you do, you've got a case of "I hate being right" going on.

Harle: Like now, for instance?

Me: Right.  (Turns around, and is confronted with some Large Monster From The Darkest Depths.)  Frack.  I hate being right.