Here's the story of the Garden of Eden, according to my reckoning. This interpretation is open to correction, flaming, and applause.
God (and according to Mormonism, Jesus, along with our help, those of us who supported Christ's plan and fought against Satan [Lucifer] in the War in Heaven) created the different aspects of the universe, all physical things thereof. All animals, all of space, all the elements. After everything was complete, from the ashes rose Adam (whether he warped into being ala Star Trek, transformed out of the sand like Naruto, or was a result of a final stage of evolution from another fellow monkey, we don't know), the first human and the first living being of God's creations to have the spirit of one of his children. He tended to the Garden of Eden, provided happiness for all living things and kept harmony. But he was lonely, so "using one of his ribs", God created Eve, the first female (I actually heard in one of my seminary lessons that my teacher had heard from a scientific source that males have one fewer ribs than females; I've since heard that was a stupid claim and highly untrue), and the human race (all two of them) was at equality.
They lived in harmony, but they knew no happiness, for they knew no sadness. They knew nothing except what God told them. At this point, they communicated with God (because, according to Mormonism, Earth at this time was close to the star Kolob, God's home) directly. He gave them two rules: 1) reproduce and fill the earth with his children, and 2) never eat the fruit that would tell them how, teach them wrong and right, knowledge, the balance of differing...everything, etc. So basically he tricked them into disobeying him no matter what they did. Satan, not thinking it through, in the form of a serpent tempted Eve to eat the fruit. She did, got Adam to, and they both fled when God showed up because they were naked. God, in his judicial anger, cast them out of the Garden, made them mortal, and sent Earth away from Kolob into it's current location. The continents began shifting. Adam and Eve remained loyal to God and followed his commandments, and began having kids.
Ok.
I must say, I did laugh during J's God-Angel dialogue.