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Hadriel

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The Game of Tactlessness
« on: August 22, 2005, 02:00:47 am »
OK, here's another fun game.  This is a clone of a thread that I started on a couple of other forums an indeterminate period of time ago. It's a game intended to help everyone get in touch with their inner arsetard.  ;)

Basically, the rules are as follows: Someone posts a situation, and then someone else posts the WORST possible thing you could do or say in that situation, followed by a situation of their own. There is no set definition of "worst." It could be the most hurtful thing, or the stupidest thing, or something guaranteed to get you in hot water, or something completely different; the respondent decides. Here's an example of a "trouble" scenario:

Situation: Metal detector goes off while you're boarding an airplane.
Response: "Don't worry, it's just my pacemaker...the guns are all in the suitcase."

I'm going to start this off with a classic.

Situation: A cop pulls you over for speeding. He walks up to your car and asks you "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 02:03:01 am »
This is what my brother said:

"You're not going to check the trunk, are you?"

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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 02:05:08 am »
ROFL!  Dude, you have GOT to be kidding me.  But anyway, it's your turn to make up a situation.

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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 02:22:09 am »
I'll step in.

"What, you want to buy some coke?"

Situation: You fall down the stairs in front of an entire crowd, who stare at you while concerned for your health.

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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 10:16:12 am »
"Cool, I can say my leg from here! Hi toe!"

Chrono compendium catches you hacking Chrono Trigger for Non-analysis purposes (:O Criminal!)

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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2005, 10:40:25 am »
My reply: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE THE BRA HACK!

Situation: Your best friend is on his death-bed, and being as you're oh-so close buddies, he wants to speak to you.

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2005, 10:54:00 am »
They don't have the right to search your trunk w/o a warrant...8)

Oh yeah, and I hate pointless game threads, but w/e...I'm always the odd man out in this opinion...

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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2005, 04:03:27 pm »
Response: So, do I get your PlayStation?

Situation: You're taking a drive through the city, and come to an intersection on a green light and thus keep going.  A limo at a red light coming from a different way runs the red light and you end up slamming into the side of the car, smashing it beyond recognition.  Upon getting out and pulling the passenger you injured out of the car, you find out it's the President.

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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2005, 05:15:04 pm »
Response: "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING, ASSHOLE!"

Situation: You're in the middle of making love with your wife, and your mom steps into the room.

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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2005, 07:53:24 pm »
Response: Aww crap, I double booked.

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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2005, 01:33:11 am »
Quote from: teh Schala
Response: Aww crap, I double booked.


LOL

Your turn, Jake.

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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2005, 01:54:11 am »
You nod off in your office at work (since you're working an inhumanly long shift), and someone comes in and takes a picture of you while you're asleep, then sends it to the office manager.  The office manager asks what the hell was going on...  

(By the way, this actually happened to me today.)

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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2005, 08:41:36 am »
"Of course I'm tired! Your wife sure has can get one tired. She just goes on, and on..."

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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2005, 11:13:50 am »
Man, I was gonna respond to Teh Schala's too. :( I was gonna say "Sorry, I fell asleep waiting for a japanese underage schoolgirl to meet me in the parking lot."

>_> *steals Legend's question since he didn't say it*

While shopping for bras *Legend >_>* you get sucked into a time portal that takes you to Zeal o.o;

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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2005, 11:48:55 am »
"Umm... I swear, I'm not an Earthbound, seriously!"

Ok, you're girlfriend leaves for the summer and you start seeing somone else. Youre sitting down waiting to board a plane for a vacation you and your new girl are going on and your old girlfriend runs over and says "honey, I came home early! Uh... Who's this?"