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General Discussion / Popular Games Explained in Thirty Seconds
« on: December 26, 2005, 09:09:12 pm »
Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken

Eliwood: Where's daddy? *goes to find*
Nergal: Right here.
Elbert: Oh noes!
Eliwood: Durandalized!
Nergal: O_O

Final Fantasy I

Nameless character 1: Let's go find the light orbs lolz!

Final Fantasy II

Firion: Let's go stop the evil emperor lolz!

Final Fantasy III

Random kid: Let's class-change and save the world lolz!

Final Fantasy IV

Cecil: Let's go to the moon lolz!

Final Fantasy V

Bartz: Let's protect and shatter the four crystals and absorb their power lolz!

Final Fantasy VI

Terra: Who am I lolz?

Final Fantasy VII

Cloud: Let's kill Sephiroth lolz!

Final Fantasy VIII

Squall: I'm emo and gonna cut myself lolz!

Final Fantasy IX

Zidane: Let's go kill Kuja lolz!

Sorry -.-; I feel bad for killing my favorite series.

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What bothers me the most is how Crono & Co., who were able to take on Lavos (a being capable of destroying the world by sneezing needles off his back), supposedly lost to some Porrean n00bs in a war, even ones with elements. =/

I mean, really. Crono could have taken on the entire Porrean army by himself without a scratch.

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Time, Space, and Dimensions / That stupid grandfather paradox
« on: December 26, 2005, 04:34:56 pm »
Though, I don't see why it should take more effort to DBTize Lavos than it takes to DBTize Marle or any lifeform.

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