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If you could go on a date with one of the Chrono characters, who would it be?

Crono
2 (1.5%)
Marle
8 (6.1%)
Lucca
17 (13%)
Frog
3 (2.3%)
Robo
2 (1.5%)
Ayla
15 (11.5%)
Magus
7 (5.3%)
Serge
5 (3.8%)
Kid
12 (9.2%)
Lynx
1 (0.8%)
Riddel
4 (3.1%)
Fargo
1 (0.8%)
Glenn
4 (3.1%)
Miki
5 (3.8%)
Harle
8 (6.1%)
Sprigg
1 (0.8%)
Steena
0 (0%)
Turnip
1 (0.8%)
Schala
22 (16.8%)
Other(please name who it would be)
13 (9.9%)

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #165 on: February 10, 2009, 07:53:20 pm »
That was the goal.

"Me pretty lady. Me pretty lady with BOOBIES! Me like hunting and beating up Reptites. Reptites bad. Reptites eat people. Me very strong. Me beat Reptites' skulls in! Me like chasing squirrely things, but me have problems with words. Me no speak well.

Ooh! Squirrel! CHASE!"

Nice one there, Zephira. Guess who this one is!

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #166 on: February 10, 2009, 07:57:01 pm »
"Me pretty lady. Me pretty lady with BOOBIES! Me like hunting and beating up Reptites. Reptites bad. Reptites eat people. Me very strong. Me beat Reptites' skulls in! Me like chasing squirrely things, but me have problems with words. Me no speak well.

Ooh! Squirrel! CHASE!"
And also "Me like strong person. Man...woman...all like! Oh, me mention me have BOOBIES?"

XD Sorry, couldn't help it.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #167 on: February 10, 2009, 08:02:47 pm »
Ah, that's okay.

This is so much fun...

"Greetings. I... this device before me... so sleek... so advanced... I must have it!

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #168 on: February 10, 2009, 08:08:05 pm »
Ayla might like both men and women, but I'm thinking she wouldn't pick Marle anyway.
Ayla: "You be okay? No have boobs..." From the Retranslation, Rainbow Shell quest.

"'A/S/L?' What the heck is 'ASL' supposed ta mean? Get outta me face with yer stupid questions or you'll wind up with me daggers up yer arse!"
I'm thinking she's not so big on the whole blind dating thing. Don't know, maybe her alter-ego would be more willing to open up.

And whoa, did Robo just kidnap someone? You're too fast for me Teaflower :lol:

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #169 on: February 10, 2009, 08:15:01 pm »
Robo just started getting it on with the computer in front of him.

Kid is fun.

"Um... hi. I'm a lonely girl who hasn't seen anyone in about... how long? ... let's go with 10,000 years. I still look 17, though! I'm kind and caring and protect my family, even if it means getting forcibly attached to a space alien who stopped existing a while ago. I'm a mother, but I'm a virgin. For reals! I love guys with... exotic hair."

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #170 on: February 10, 2009, 08:16:20 pm »
"I'm a mother, but I'm a virgin."
...Is she trying to pass herself off as the next Virgin Mary? XD?

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #171 on: February 10, 2009, 08:22:00 pm »
Wow, Robo. I bet Lucca programmed that into him.

And the whole Zeal family seems to be socially inadequate here... poor guys.
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Down to business, then. I hold the body of a goddess; fine, flowing blue hair, impeccably soft (wrinkle-free!) skin, and robes of only the highest quality. My hobbies include screwing around with the lives of my subjects, shopping, and praying to the almighty Lavos.

I advise you do not displease me, or you will find yourself on a one-way hike up Mt. Woe!"

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #172 on: February 10, 2009, 08:27:56 pm »
... control issues much? Yeah, the whole Zeal family is pretty messed up. I got nothing now.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #173 on: February 10, 2009, 08:36:47 pm »
Was trying to think of a Dalton one, but I don't know if he'd make a video so much as hang around bars being sleazy...

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #174 on: February 10, 2009, 08:38:56 pm »
What about someone taping him while he's in the bar being sleazy?

Dalton would definitely be the worst on the list. Heck, I'd take Queen Zeal over that man!

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #175 on: February 10, 2009, 09:49:11 pm »
...In other words, he's Ike? "I fight for my friends!"

You forget, he also does crack and heroin.

*shot*

OW, FUCK!!! TRY SHOOTING ME SOMEPLACE OTHER THAN THE HEART!!!

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #176 on: February 10, 2009, 10:04:07 pm »
"I am an evil overlord, quite an abusive father, and I enjoy having 'a good time'. I like black and my favorite holiday is Halloween.
Kitty wants some candy!"

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #177 on: February 11, 2009, 02:10:05 am »
"(Must I do-eth this? ...Oh, very well.)
To all the fine, honorable ladies availble in the kingdom:
(*zap* What, what?! I mean-eth that in the nicest possible way-eth!)
Knight-turned-hero seeks Lady to come-eth home to. I look-eth unusual, but you won't find-eth a more loyal, protecting warrior in all the land. I enjoy-eth a good swim everyday, and fight fiercly to protect-eth mine kingdom. Worry not of mine guise, for I am certainly adequate in all the important male areas.
(*double zap* Dammit, let-eth me write-eth mine own ad! Aiya...)
Alas, I run-eth out of space, but to conclude, many find-eth my verbal mannerisms quite charming. You'll know-eth me right away.
All I seek-eth is a good girl who doth not judge upon appearances!
(No, you're right, that wasn't so bad. When you weren't- *zap* OKAY, WE FINISH-ETH NOW! Good grief...!)"


Okay okay, it was a thought, anyway. xD

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #178 on: February 11, 2009, 02:22:18 am »
I like that one. No way would Frog ever write an ad of his own will.
But I'm curious now, who was zapping him?

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #179 on: February 11, 2009, 02:23:59 am »
I like that one. No way would Frog ever write an ad of his own will.
But I'm curious now, who was zapping him?
Ah, thank you. XD Thank you very much.
Who was zapping him? That's what we'd all like to know...