Whoa, this is weird, I'm actually going to be the one who tries to swing the topic
back on-topic! *mock shock*
Here's some quotes from my new favorite set of comics from our neighbors to the north (Canadia), specifically by author Bryan Lee O'malle
Scott Pilgrim!
Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little LifeScott: We almost held hands once, but then she got embarassed.
Scott: I knew that I personally rocked, but I never suspected that we rocked as a unit.
Ramona: You're not alone. You're just having some idiotic dream.
Scott: I'm dreaming?...Can we make out, then?
Scott: Man, this party totally sucks. I'm going to go pee due to boredom.
Ramona: It's like...rapid transit? Subspace highways?
Scott: Is it like in Super Mario 2?
Scott Pilgrim V.S. the WorldScott: You suck, surprising no-one!!!!...If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!!...You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother!!!...Your mother was not that good in bed!...You, sir, are a wretched soul!...I am rubber, you are glue!
Scott: Oh, check it out! I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy Two.
Scott: N-no! I can't even use this! Why didn't I pick that skateboard proficiency back in grade five!?
Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite SadnessScott: That's it! That is
it, you cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity!!!
Wallace: Ramona, I love you. I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!
Envy: Okay, so...have either of you ever been in here?
Scott: No. Well, once sort of, but I almost died.
Scott: If I peed my pants, would you guys pretend I just got wet from the rain?
Scott: Are you sure it'll be okay?
Ramona: Dude, come on. We're shirking duties randomly made up by people who hate us.
Scott: And then what happened?
Ramona: Uhhh...About thirty pages of explosions and tidal waves.
Ramona: That's it?
Scott: Yeah, I moved. I moved here. It kind of ended. We changed.
Ramona: That's
it?!Scott: What do you want?...Okay! I had to fight a dude to get with her! I fought a crazy seven-foot-tall purple-suited dude! And I had to fight 96 guys to get to him, too! He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes and he could make people do whatever he said automatically! He was totally awesome! And I kicked him so far he saw the curvature of the Earth!!
Ramona: Okay, shut up now. I'm going to bed.
Kim: We are Sex Bob-Omb!!! We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!
Here's that interview w/Marilyn Manson that Michael Moore does in
Bowling For Columbine...I've always liked it...
Marilyn Manson: The two byproducts of that whole tragedy were violence in entertainment and gun control. How perfect that those were the two things we were gonna talk about with the upcoming election. Also, then we forgot about Monica Lewinsky. And we forgot about the President shooting bombs overseas. Yet I'm a bad guy because I sing some rock 'n' roll songs. Who's a bigger influence, the President or Marilyn Manson? I'd like to think me, but I'm gonna go with the President.
Michael Moore: Do you know that the day Columbine happened the United States dropped more bombs on Kosovo than at any other time during that war?
Manson: I do know that, and I think that's really ironic that nobody said, "Maybe the President had an influence on this violent behavior." No, because that's not the way the media wants to take it and spin it and turn it into fear. Because when you're watching television, you're watching the news, being pumped full of fear. There's floods, there's AIDS, there's murder. Cut to commercial, buy the Acura. Buy the Colgate. If you have bad breath, they're not gonna talk to you. If you got pimples, the girl's not gonna fuck you. And it's just a campaign of fear and consumption. That's what I think it's all based on. The whole idea that, "keep everyone afraid and they'll consume." And that's really as simple as it can be boiled down to.
Moore: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine or that community, what would you say to them if they were here?
Manson: I wouldn't say a single word to them. I'd listen to what they have to say. That's what no one did.
Here's quotes I gathered while playing a pretty decent RPG brought to you by Enix from a little series they like to call Dragon Quest...then some from Earthbound and a couple from a couple great Squaresoft games...
Dragon Warrior/Quest VIIFarmer: Monster! I'm going to collide with you indefinately as my limbs flail wildly about!
Man: Arrgh! So, you've clawed out my eye! No matter. I have another! Arrgh! So, you've clawed out my other eye! I can still blindly swing at you!
Melvin: I agree. You are a wuss.
Old Man: I dare Death to stride our way with his sickly, girlish gait!
Old Woman: I think it's going to be a while before I can toss a salad.
Old Woman: Also, his noxious smell and the way he drools resin when he eats reminds me of my elderly friends and myself.
Old Man: Zzzzz...Fun bags...Mmbl grmble...
Gabo: I hit something hard and the hard thing won.
Bartender: But we shall persevere. I still have many illegitimate children to father before I die!
Slime: Sometimes, when Mr. Monster is asleep, I crawl in his mouth and lay eggs.
Gabo: Sometimes, when you're asleep, I lick your face.
Halfling: But in the end, I just curled up into a ball as my manhood receeded into my body cavity.
EarthboundSheriff: At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games.
Orange Kid: I'm having more trouble than I expected. I found a problem in one of Einstein's theories...
Topolla Owner: You can buy everything but "love", "friendship" and "exp points".
Vagrant StoryAshley Riot: Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements.
Final Fantasy TacticsDelita: Tough...Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God.
Just cause you're bigger than me
Just cause you're smarter than me
Just cause you drive a better car than me
Does not mean
No way, no how
I am sucking you off for any amount of money
Here's something that...if you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck...don't slap a guy across the face with a glove. Because if you do that, that's what he will think...unless you're a nobleman or something in the 19th centurey...which I'm not.
I have so much strength in me. You have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
Here's one of the MOST true quotes I've EVER seen/heard...
Any time of the day is a good time for pie.
So, you be sure to exercise every day. Otherwise, in that low gravity, your muscles and tendons will get flabby. And oxygenate yourself. And eat hamburgers and drink beer and you'll be fine.
Another thing is no matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
All my life I've had the fastest hands, but at being good I was always too slow.
My first suggestion is that you fix that fucking stutter.
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen.
Now to unleash screaming temporal doom.
