During ZeaLitY's unanticipated leave of absence, I assumed emergency tyrannical powers to guide the Compendium through the crisis. My promising reign was marked by cruel tax hikes, targeted bannings, family extortion, and assorted war crimes. Then I lost my password, whereupon I could not get back into the site. Then, since I had killed everybody in the line of succession beneath me, command of the Compendium fell to User No. 1996, who promptly shat himself and fled town. By the time ZeaLitY returned, we were eating dirt out of troughs and struggling with an insurgency of our own filth and garbage.