Whoo hoo! Now I am 23. So anyone please if you drink tonight, have one for me. If you smoke, take a hit for me (whoo he he he!)... anyways, I am going to get seriously hammered tonight. (I actually rarely party - but when I do, hoo boy!)
So, for all you "mixed drink 'high-class partiers" out there, I will tell you how to make my most favorite drink in the whole world! It's called a "Maroon" and it'll kick your ass, (because you get Marooned when you run out of rum - pirates have INFINITE rum and if you run out, Captain M no longer sees you as a pirate...atleast for that evening)
Recipe to for "Maroon":
"Captain M" (Morgan of course!)
some Malibu (Mango flavored -- required)
Ruby Red Grapefruit juice (must be Ruby Red it compliments the cohesion between the Mango Malubu and the Captain M! )
Then mix:
1 shot Captain M, 2 shots Malibu and 12 oz of Ruby Red
for real pirates...
2 shots Captain M, 3 shots Malibu and 16 oz of Ruby Red
...now remember to party for me and go get Marooned!