Christening the Venture

[ZeaLitY]

Oh honestly, if we actually went and flamed some forum like Gamefaqs (or anything else), we'd just be incurring a bunch of bad attention and reprisals. But at any rate, we need a sailmaker, and Magus068 needs to confirm whether he's a boatswain or what and give me his name.

[XcyrusX]

Aye.. a nasty wind blows about that idea....

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats!

[Hadriel]

But...it's GameFAQs.  Nobody cares what happens to GameFAQs.

[Burning Zeppelin]

Rank:
- Wench

Pirate Name:
- Missus Joney Crock'na

Pros:
- Will put on a fake accent whenever asked for
- Will wash dishes, whoever it is that asks her
- Will raise her skirt above her ankes in whatever place when asked of her
- Basically will do anything.
- B95 W60 H89 measurements

Cons:
- Pirates will eventually realize I don't actually like them and am only doing it for the money
- At that, fee is 60 quid per day. Except for you Zeality
- Doesn't know the difference between a scotch, vodka or a glass of gin
- Has no training (yet) of how to control the ship when under fire from other (possibly more) dastardly pirates when the rest of the crew is drunk or sleeping with other wenches
- B95 W60 H89 measurements

[XcyrusX]

Arrg... Captain Jones...do we have a heading?

*Drinks More Rum*

[Lord J Esq]

- B95 W60 H89 measurements

Ah, the metric system! For a second there...

[nightmare975]

- At that, fee is 60 quid per day.

Howabout I give ye a model of a ship instead?

[Burning Zeppelin]

You wish Josh, you wish
Hmm, okay nightmare. Just for you

[Lu Su]

if Magus068 doesn't take the position of boatswain i will

James Mac Brian

Pros:
- can sail a ship through the worst storms
- has no fear of other men
- always gets a job done
- gets on well with most of the crew
- hates other pirate ships , unless they have tresure

Cons:
- sleeps alot
- forgets his own name
- has to be tied down when drunk so he doesn't jump over board (thinks he's a fish)
- he's afraid of sharks

[Dawa]

Well it seems that your pirate ship lacks a plank for walking, so i think i should fill that position.

Rank
-Walking plank

Pirate Name
Woody Plankington

Pros:
Has a backbone of.. er.. wood
Very sturdy
Always does his job

Cons:
Lets people walk all over him
Suffers from amnesia
Bruises easily

[Lord J Esq]

Sorry, pal. All plank hires have to go through the dockworkers union. Fill out Forms 72B and 3056, then report to the Local 822 Longshoreman's Office to arrange an interview.

Oh...and yar har har!

[XcyrusX]

Gee - Yarg 

Matey's Where do we keep the extra Rum...?

Aye has the Venture Set Voyage yet Captain Jones....


Sea..The Final Frontier
These are the Voyages of the Pirate Ship Venture...
Its continuing mission to pillage strange new ports....
To seek out new rum and new whores...

To Boldly go where no scaly-wag has gone before!

Boom Bah bah da
da badiaba
babidi bah bah bah
do beeh beeh  bah na na na bah da da
da bah da

* Goes INto Warp*

[ZeaLitY]

Aye, I've been held up with stupid paperwork. But in one hour, the result of studying shall be decided, and I will be free to belly flop onto the waves.

[Romana]

What about Lu Su and Dawa? They in?

[ZeaLitY]

yeah, just have to update everything...raging headache from not getting enough sleep; just finished that magnificent final, but I have another tomorrow...