First, to save that priceless pic of McSame showing his true colors. *saved*
Second, the gas tax holiday. What separates Senator Clinton and Senator McSame on that issue is Hillary's proposal to siphon off the "windfall profits" of oil companies to replace the funds that would otherwise disappear during the Gas Tax Holiday. This begs the issue of what part of these "windfall profits" are used for investment for more oil exploration; if the government dips into that portion of oil company profits, it could very well be detrimental. However, as long as the amount siphoned off from oil companies does not exceed what they earn beyond worker compensation and re-investment needs, the oil companies will be earning a normal profit -- zero, revenues cover costs. I see no problem whatsoever with this situation from a neoclassical economic standpoint; one of the fundamental purposes of profit in a free market is to entice more suppliers to enter, compete, and capture those profits, and in an industry like American oil, this cannot happen due to enormous startup costs. If the profit has no economic purpose related to increasing production, that profit does not justify its own existence in the first place. It would be
much better employed in the enrichment of Minnesota's transportation infrastructure.
Third, the main event. THIS IS IT, FOLKS, A COMPENDIUM EXCLUSIVE! Attached is FW's official report of the popular vote in the Democratic primary contests. It will be no surprise to ZeaLitY that the winner is Obama, but as with the Gas Tax Holiday proposal, we must go far beyond what the blogs and the media are regurgitating and approach the subject with full analysis, so that we may proceed with the Obamafication of America in absolute confidence.
My investigation this afternoon leads me to the understanding that the various Democratic contests can be categorized into three types: Primaries, Literal Caucuses, and Inferred Caucuses. The distinct caucus types were throwing me off for the longest time, and
this pro-Obama blog post I was looking at did little to help, being too focused on "ZOMG, Hillary's a LIAR!" to educate me, the neophyte Obama supporter, on the important facts and methodology under which we can claim popular victory for the Illinois Senator, and why we can say that the Hillary camp may, in fact, be in very serious error. Thus I've concocted the following distinctions among the various primary season contests to help myself understand just what the hell's going on:
Primary: An election that may have been closed to Democrats only, open to Democrats and Independents, or open to all voters. The most important aspect of this contest is that it's simple one-person-one-vote, with secret ballots, and results that are officially tabulated.
Literal Caucus: A selection of delegates that takes place in public settings, in which caucusgoers have to convince each other to support favored candidates. These caucuses are apparently small enough in volume that
the final positions of all individual caucusgoers can be tabulated. The delegates selected to represent the precincts go on to a State convention at which the "real" pledged delegates for each candidate are selected. These are highlighted in green in the attached spreadsheet.
Inferred Caucus: Like the Literal Caucus in basic methodology, but the participation volume is so damned large, and the situation on the ground so hectic and fast-paced in these, that only the precinct-level delegates, and
not the individual caucusgoers, are counted in media tallies. Since we are attempting to calculate the popular vote here, what the hell do we do? I think I've done just as the pro-Obama bloggers have done and
inferred a popular vote from the distribution of the precinct-level delegates among the candidates.
Doing this, I arrive at totals that place Obama 158,903 votes ahead of Clinton. All Democratic contests are accounted for to my knowledge, with no silly "let's not count Michigan and/or Florida" scenarios.
Now -- in reporting this figure, I am making a claim that is subject to some measure of intellectual dishonesty. First, Texas' caucus (the second phase of the much-touted "Texas Two-Step") has only 41% of precinct-level delegates reporting, unless someone else here happens to have come across full tallies. In essence, the Texans are taking their sweet old time, and the delay means my report is significantly flawed. Second, fed up with CNN's totally-incomprehensible "Election Center," I turned to Wikipedia for the data, and the Wiki-ites in turn turned to "Unofficial Results" given by each State's Secretary of State office and/or State Democratic parties. In a few cases CNN actually has higher overall vote totals updated well after the Unofficial Results were certified, but in the few cases I examined the extra votes (possibly absentee ballots that had to be hand-counted or something) made near-infinitessimal difference in one or the other candidate's lead. Therefore I am sticking with the Unofficial Results for the sake of convenience. However, I believe there is even greater intellectual dishonesty in not factoring in the Inferred Caucuses at all, and therefore find it better to make a flawed tally that tries to consider everyone who took the time out of their day to participate in these contests than a perfect tally of those most easy to count.
BTW, I gave Obama all the "Uncommitted" votes in Michigan but none of the write-ins, which would add an extra 30,000 to his tally if reports given during the DNC Rules Committee hearing last Saturday are trustworthy.
[attachment deleted by admin]