She's an idiot, but the question was just stupid anyways...I mean, what was the answer they were expecting? How many good answers are there? "Yeah, that's lame...lots of Americans are dumb, I guess...?"
Anyways...here's all the quotes I currently have on this CD that has some of my written crap on it from before my comp did what it did...
Final Fantasy 6 (Re-Translation)
Figaro Castle Prisoner: Damn! Er, does my body stink?
Figaro Castle Woman: Master Edgar really likes women. From children on up to old woman, and everything in between.
Cefca: SON OF A BITCH! You'll pay for this soon!
Vargas: Die! Super Wind Tsunami Fist!
Bannan: Do you know this story? When evil was still absent from the hearts of men, there was said to be a box that could never be opened. However, one man decided to open that box. From inside came all the evils of the human heart...Jealousy...Envy...Greed...Hatred...Control...But a single grain of light remained inside the box...A light known as hope.
Tina: ...
Bannan: No matter what may be, I don't believe your powers are a curse. They are the last grain of light left to this world. They are the grain of light called 'hope'.
Tina: Hope...I...I've never had much of it...
Lock: Oh yes......Take care around a certain infamous king and his swift hands.
Shadow: The reaper is always running after me.
Cefca: It doesn't matter! Those monkeys deserve to die, getting caught by the enemy!
Cefca: Kh, shut up, you. You're an eyesore!
Cefca: Wait, he says! Ha, do I look like a waiter to you!?
Cefca: Haahaahaa...You're one way too persistent bugger!!!
Cefca: Hehe...Hundreds of screams shall echo in my ears like an orchestra, and then cease to exist. Hehe...
Mash: Ouchies...Shouldn't walk into the midst of a battle...
Mash: Food, food! Preferrably a lot of it!
Mash: The world's greatest swordsman? Yeah right, get lost before you get burned.
Dancer: Hey, pops. Care to have some fun with me? Come on!
Cayene: W, w, w, w, w, why you slut! Get your hands off of me!
Dancer: Stop being so stiff. You'll enjoy it. Promise, boyfriend.
Cayene: B, b, b, b, b, boyfriend!?
Mash: Cayene, buddy, don't let it bug you.
Cayene: H, how can you be so calm?
Mash: I deal with this sort of thing all the time. I happen to know quite a bit on the subject of women.
Dancer: Don't be tight-lipped. Hehe...
Cayene: D, damn. Listen. There is a thing we call "decency". You should be more modest, so you don't embarass yourself. And furthermore...And...And then, too...Yeah, yeah.
Setzer: I'll express my love to you slowly, later.
Setzer: You can't do a thing about it. When things fall, they fall...Keeping up is all a matter of fate, a gamble with your life...
Setzer: The most important thing...? To have no obligations, so you're free to gamble without risk!
Mog: A creepy old man named Ramah came to me in a dream, kupo.
Cid: What a great ship you have here.
Setzer: The engine was damaged by the shock of the emergency landing, and it's still under repair. It's going to take some time to finish fixing it.
Cid: I can help. I'm a master mechanic.
Setzer: I can figure it out myself.
Cid: You could make this thing so much faster if you got rid of that gambling casino, you know.
Setzer: ......Shut the hell up!! Go on, get out of here!
Cid: But it really would speed this thing up...
Tina: I really like this ship.
Setzer: I remember when I was your age, before I was a gambler, and I was devoted to something other than this ship...
Tina: ......Huh?
Setzer: I dreamed of making the fastest ship in the world, and flying all over the sky in it...I pursued that dream relentlessly.
Tina: And it's different now?
Setzer: That dream was all that drove me on back then. There was another airship in the world at that time, the fastest ever, the Falcon. Its pilot and I...We used to be the best of friends, and the most intense rivals ever. Back then, we'd fly the skies together, without a care in the world...But then, one day, the Falcon and its pilot disappeared, and my happy days of youth were over.......Darryl.........
Shadow: I'm working for the Empire now....Oh, but you don't need to worry. I'm not about to backstab you if the opportunity presents itself.
The beginning of Magic......Three gods were banished from the heavens, and they quarreled with one another on this plane. Those who got in their way were transformed into Phantom Beasts, and forced to fight for them. The battle between the three continued for a long time. Finally, after centuries of battling one another, the three realized that they were not accomplishing anything. In a rare moment of mutual agreement, they sealed each other in stone, neutralizing one another's powers, and freed the Phantom Beasts from their bonds to them. They formed the "Eternal Seal", and entrusted the Phantom Beasts to protect it for all time. In order to prevent the tragedies that the three gods instigated before, and to prevent their power from being tampered with, these three idols were crafted. The long sleep of the Gods of Battle must not be disrupted, or the world may again be destroyed...
Relm: What's wrong, randy man?
Edgar: How old are you?
Relm: Ten. Strange old man. Relm is coming, too.
Edgar: That's just criminal......Don't even think of it.
Final Fantasy 6 (Character Introductions)
A mysterious young woman, born with the gift of magic, and controlled by the Empire...Tina
A world-wise treasure hunter, seeking out hidden treasures and artifacts of the ancient world...Lock
The young king of a technologically oriented civilization of the desert, residing over Figaro Castle, and allied to the Empire...Edgar
Edgar's younger twin brother, who threw away his royal right he'd been handed for his freedom, and fled the castle forever...Mash
He vows his allegiance to nobody. Those who look beneath his mask see only the cold gleam of his empty eyes...Shadow
A brave man who does not fear death, defending his home country by brandishing his sword, an exotic warrior who is fiercely loyal......Cayene
Wild and unruly, raised by monsters, with a kind heart and mind, a boy with a strange light in his eyes......Gau
Artificially enhanced as a child, an Imperial General who has fought many battles with magic, but beneath the mask of her rank, she is nobody...Celes
Free from the wiles of justice......A man who flies about the skies on the Blackjack, liberated from the world below, a gambler without scruples...Setzer
A Moglie that speaks the human tongue, and can draw power from the very land around him...Mog
An old man, well-learned and experienced, spending his declining years studying various monsters...Strago
She captures all things perfectly on canvas...Forests, water, light, even the very essence of a person's soul...Relm
Chrono Cross
Lynx: Now come to me, Serge! The Assassin of Time...THE CHRONO TRIGGER!!!
Lynx: Listen to me...The end of the human world is nigh!
Lynx: This is not speculation or prediction...This is history!
Lynx: ...have you ever questioned who you really are?
Lynx: denying me is the same as erasing your very existence.
Lynx: Life and death...Love and hate...They are all the same.
Dark Serge: Now, let love bleed! Darker and deeper than the seas of hell!
Kid: Up until that Lynx bastard...came and shattered our happiness to pieces!
Kid: In this world, the underhanded always gets the last laugh. Only the ones who don't think anything of hurtin' others are the ones who get bloodstained fortunes. The ones who kill, the ones who devour, they're the ones who survive. That's the only rule of this world.
Kid: I'll abide by this world's rules, and do what I gotta do, despite the rotten hand of cards I've been dealt!
Kid: The world's callin' you Serge...Callin' that lost piece of the puzzle...
Kid: I'm gonna kick yer sorry arses so hard you'll kiss the moons!
Harle: Ahaha, such a simpleton. It'z so fun playing jokez on you!
Harle: I will kick your derriere to ze moon, if you talk to mon Lynx comme ca!
Harle: One blow and it'z off to the other world wit' you!
Harle: Every probleme haz a solution...I hope...
Sprigg: Meanin' is non-existent. No matter wot'z born, lost or changed...it'z beyond calculation. There be no one or nothin' watchin' over you...Such is life.
Glenn: I need to see for myself what is happening!
Glenn: My dragoon training is a lot harder than that.
Greco: Everything that has form must eventually fade away...
Fargo: ...man is not as strong as you think.
Doc: ...Another life is about to slip through my hands...just like before.
Funguy: I'll stalk you through the depths of hell!
Miguel: There is nothing in the world as ruthless or impartial as death.
Miguel: People are dragged into playing this game...forced to put their lives on the line...without even knowing the rules. Without even being allowed to complain, they try to do their best under the conditions placed upon them...The only alternative is to give up and leave the playing field in a forfeit...
Miguel: Don't let it bother you. It's just a distant echo from ones far gone...It's just an illusion.
The Prophet (Belthasar): You have no place in this world...Here, you are but a ghost brought back from the past!
Direa: Hmm? There is an odd wind that is whirling about. I have heard that such wind-bearers appear at times, but...
Sage of Marbule: The black dream of the Black Dragon...Unable to return, it continues to wander...
Crono Ghost: The vengeance of the future we killed is about to begin...With Serge serving as the trigger...
Skelly's Grandma: Don't hold back tears of joy.
Dwarf Chieftain: You will pay for not heeding our warnings...with your death!
Blue Dragon: Wilt thou change this world...Or wilt thou change thyself? Wilt thou live on with thy mother planet...Or wilt thou turn thy back on the planet and tread another path?
White Dragon: I, too, would like to witness this. How thou shalt live and how thou shalt die...If thou art planning to bring forth a new entity, prepare thyself for anguish and sorrow.
Zelbess: How I pity you , mirror, for man does not see you as the mirror that you are.
Rosetta: A very sad tragedy, triggered by the acts of humans.
8-Bit Theater
Theif: Your GP or your HP!
Fighter: Y'know. Random encounters. You'll just be walkin' along and wham, a batch of monsters appear out of nowhere and you have to fight to the death!
Black Mage: You're a looney.
Black Mage: Oh sweet zombie jesus on a pogo-stick! We're screwed.
Fighter: My invincibility is killing me.
Fighter: We're so powerful, just our battlecry killed them!
Black Mage: Give my regards to the bottom of the ocean, sinky!
Yoda: Trips lead to absences Absences lead to guest strips. Guest strips...lead to copyright infringement. Yes, I sense much copyright infringement in this.
Red Mage: And I thought all thieves could do in a fight was run away.
Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So thief is the elf formerly known as prince?
Black Mage: It's what he would have wanted...If he was me.
Red Mage: Here's dice in your eye!
Black Mage: The thing about calling upon "true guardians" is that it tends to take longer than a fatal mob stabbing.
Black Mage: Man, democracy sucks when only one guy is in charge.
Theif: Well, yeah. That was my first clue. You're a chancellor, they're always backstabbers scheming to take the throne from those who rightfully deserve it through accident of birth.
Fighter: That'll make you think twice before succumbing to gravity chump.
Garland: A meal that costs my dignity is still free.
Red Mage: I was born ready.
Fighter: I was born naked and screaming.
Red Mage: The earth orb! Lich must've kept it on him and when Fighter attacked, he--
Theif: Exposition later--Acquisition now!
Optimus Prime: Fightion! Megatron has stolen all the Energon!
Fighter: We knew this day would come.
Sarda "The Mage Who Did It": We used to have 36 hour days, but i keep them at 24 hours now just to make everyone hurry.
Fighter: You mean we are collecting the long lost engine cores for each of the Voltron Lions so we can become defenders of the universe?
Black Mage: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems through violence.
Theif: I find it interesting that both Batman and Lex Luthor refer to Superman as "The Alien."
Red Mage: It shows that they share an inherent distrust.
Fighter: Could you imagine? A Wayne-Luthor team up? I'm scared, hold me.
Red Mage: You join that organization and you're on the winning team.
Theif: Plus, Red Mage? You cannot tell him this, but he's not really a cross dresser and he has no daddy issues. I've just been messin' with his head.
Black Belt: Yeah, I sweat wisdom for breakfast.
Black Mage: "No, I don't want to learn a teleportation spell." I said. "That'd be one less doom spell," I said. Those are only my fragile hands. Step all over them, it's cool. Jerks.
Fighter: When you gotta do somethin' wrong, you gotta do it right!
Black Mage: And how are we supposed to do smart things? Just think them up?
Red Mage: Hey, BM, what makes your Hadoken work, anyway?
Black Mage: Promise not to tell anyone?
Red Mage: For the purposes of this conversation, yes, I do.
Black Mage: Love.
Red Mage: Love.
Black Mage: Love is a very powerful force. Even more so when it's focused into a coherent beam of destruction. Every time I cast Hadoken, it siphons away some of the love in the universe. I'm not sure how much, but I'm given to understand the divorce rate goes up with each blast.
Fighter: Oh, gravity, my nemesis. One day I'll, hey, a note.
Red Mage: Sigh. /bug: I have found a vendor who does not give the quest reward upon quest completion.
Vendor: Are you on the dope, son? Get out of here before I call the cops on you, punk.
Black Mage: Infinite nothingness sucks.
Red Mage: Let's rip causality a new one!
Theif:: You should check out this great new spell I legitimately invented just now.
Blast of Ice (a totally real spell)
Spell Components: Ice
Semantic Components: Throw (ice)
Red Mage: Sounds legitimate.
Black Mage: Hey, do we come to your tea party and slap your disgusting genitals out of your mother's mouth?
Black Mage: I just want to murder someone, don't weird it up.
Black Mage: What is this, some kinda study group of lame? Who takes notes? Seriously.
Red Mage: What's wrong with being thorough? I always go for the deepest probing action humanly possible.
Fighter: ...And then Jackie Chan was all "Fighter, only your blade can defeat Aku." 'Cause Cobra Commander had kidnapped--
Theif: Okay, Fighter? I asked if you wanted some lunch.
Fighter: I'm getting to that.
Red Mage: Lies are all I have, really....Lies and vaudeville.
Red Mage: That's us! We're heroes and totally not charlatans.
The Whirlpool
Whirlpool: ..HCTIB RUOF F TLA HSUP...A magic spell?
Stephen King
Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower): My first suggestion is that you fix that fucking stutter.
Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla): All my life I've had the fastest hands, but at being good I was always too slow.
Narrator (The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger & The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower): The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
The Dark Tower (The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower): Cam-a-cam-mal, Pria-toi, Gran delah/White over Red, thus Gan wills ever/Good over Evil, this is the will of God
Tom Cullen (The Stand): The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen.
Television & Movies
Duddits (Donnie Wahlburg in Dreamcatcher): Dude, I said, "un urm ill erl."
Barry Egan (Adam Sandler in Punch-Drunk Love): I have so much strength in me. You have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
Zim (Invader Zim): Now to unleash screaming temporal doom!
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
Coach McGuirk (Home Movies): The other thing, Brenden, is cheating...is just another way of being prepared.
Brenden Small: Uh, ok.
Coach McGuirk: Basically, memorizing something is cheating...
Brenden Small: Right.
Coach McGuirk: ...you knew the answer before the test was given...
Brenden Small: Right.
Coach McGuirk: ...and so by taking the test and saying you learned that stuff...
Brenden Small: ...is cheating.
Coach McGuirk: ...it's cheating you're already cheating.
Brenden Small: Wow.
Coach McGuirk: Yeah. I mean, i'm discovering all this too, as i say it.
Coach McGuirk (Home Movies): I wasn't crying, Brenden, I was remembering...with tears.
Other Crap
LegendPst: I have quiet a question for an intellectual (sorta) such as yourself.
Kazuki: Thank you Serge, but our Princess is in another dimension!
