I was at Wal-Mart the other day, buying ingredients for a really delicious supper I had tonight. I was astounded on the Mexican foods aisle to find a large number of Taco Bell products. I noticed that they FINALLY put the restaurant Mild and Hot sauces into bottles. I exclaimed, "Sweet!" before I realized that to the right of these bottles there was an empty space. This empty space taunted me with its existence, as I know what it's meant for, but Wal-Mart and Taco Bell decide that it's not prudent to carry the FUCKING FIRE SAUCE in a bottle. I LOVE Taco Bell fire sauce. It has a perfect spice to flavor ratio. Its flavor is delicious and the spice is just right. I really wish I could find it in a bottle.