Lately, I've seen a lot of bots registering on the forums. Seeing that, I get the irresistable urge to want to use the banhammer. I can imagine it's a tedious job, but I have unusual hobbies as it is. I would like to request elevated permissions so that I may perform pest control. I feel I can reduce the user base to those who are actual people. Bots put ads in their signatures, so they're effectively painting a bullseye on themselves by doing that.
Thanks for hearing me out.