Ok, I've been checking this site daily for years now, hoping for some news of a new Chrono game. When I loaded up the site yesterday, I saw the words 'New game in the Chronoverse CONFIRMED!!!' I instantaneously got excited for 1 second before realizing "Wait...it's April 1st..."
I was very skeptical but noticed it was posted 7 minutes before April 1st (at least in my timezone) so I still had a little hope. I read through it without clicking any links because I wanted to save those for last. When I came up to the Fancy Feline Festival and the cat herding, I though, "What the hell? That's totally not Chrono." But then I though, "Well, the japanese are weird so I wouldn't put it past them.
After I got done reading, I walked up to my girlfriend, saying, "I have good news, sad news, and disappointing news. The good news being that Chrono Compendium said there's going to be a new Chrono game. The sad news is that it could be an April Fool's Day prank. And the disappointing news is that, if it's real, it will be on the PSVita, which I have no intention of buying."
Then after that, I click the first links, thought it looked cool and thought that maybe it could be real. I mean, why would the Compendium go through all this trouble of making a fake interview and everything. Until I got to the last link. Oh, that's brentalfloss. I just got pranked. Shit.
Fuck You, FaustWolf. Fuck You. You gave me hope and then threw it down the drain.
Just kidding, I still love you.