I had a dream last night that I find quite humorous. I was seated at a kitchen table, there being three girls there as well. It was some sort of celebration party as centered on the table was a delicious-looking chocolate fudge cake. I, myself, was widely ignored by two of the girls; however, the one directly across must have found me attractive for she was flirtatious and once even called me handsome (hey, it's my dream!). Eventually, she received a call on her cell--from her boyfriend. Stricken as I was, I overheard their conversation. In particular I remember two phrases from the girl: 1, sarcastically) "I know your name rhymes with "I love you;" and 2, to my heart's dismay) "I love you." Oddly, the only thing I could think after hearing this was, "Why does his name rhyme with "I love you" and mine with "kick me?!"
And so, the cake was largely a lie. Just out of curiosity though, how many male names do rhyme with "I love you?" Andrew? Bartholomew? Pikachu? Not too many, I suppose.