I get a coupon mailer once a week in the post. Usually the coupons are for things like pet food, cosmetics, groceries, and toiletries. But I shit you not, here is one of the ads in this week's mailer...
END YOUR PAIN!
Penetrating Power of Magnets!
Soothing Power of Copper!
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Healing Power of Jesus!
Copper Magnetic Therapy
JESUS BRACELET
(large picture of copper bracelet with the word "Jesus" engraved)
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3,000 Gauss Magnets!
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Combines the Most Powerful Forces of Heaven and Earth!
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