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Tournament 1, Final Round

"Is it boy or girl?  Man, Woman, It matters not.  Come to me, Magus"  Flea -ZaichikArky
"No light but the moon.  Corridors creak, dark wind blows.  What a spooky place..." -maggiekarp
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IAmSerge

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Chrono Haikus here!
« on: July 20, 2009, 02:39:42 am »
Chrono Haikus, please! It is a competition.  Which will be the best?

Keep them Crono Related!
PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT ONE HAIKU AT A TIME, PER PERSON (=D)

Rounds will last a day or so, depending.

LAST NOTE:  The competition will always be open to submissions until the final round has begun.   Those submitted after the final round will be used in the following competition.  If you submit your Haiku in the round before the final one, yours will be seeded to the final round. 

Winners Table:

Tournament 1 (07/19/09): Zaichik.  "Flea":   Is it boy or girl?  Man, Woman, It matters not.  Come to me, Magus


Next Competition begins tomorrow
« Last Edit: July 26, 2009, 02:08:14 am by IAmSerge »
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ZaichikArky

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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 07:06:32 am »
^ your format isn't correct. It's 5-7-5

Hm... I want to participate but it's hard for me to think of a good topic.

Ok, here is my first entry. VOTE FOR ME! XD

Flea

Is it boy or girl?
Man, Woman, It matters not
Come to me, Magus
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2009, 08:12:12 am »
Title: Lucca! Noooooooo :(



Killed by vile feline

Kablooey'd by loony machine!

Then, by catputer!




*spoiler*

If anyone don't get it, the first line refer to Lucca's murder in Radical Dreamer by Lynx,
Second line refer to cameo of Lucca killed by the insane Wettall's kamikaze at Lahan Village in Xenogear
Then, last line refer to Lucca abducted by Lynx and then speculated that she killed in Chrono Cross.
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 12:39:04 pm »
Crono...

I can speak clearly
If you would listen to me
So shut up Marle!

:P
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 02:37:21 pm »
I think she was referring Tact's post, which was deleted anyway--hilarious as it was.

Pre-release Happiness
Red star was awesome
Big fire when Lavos fall
Me pee a little.
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2009, 03:55:50 pm »
Don't forget, Haikus are often supposed to have nature references.

Crono

Atop death's peak in
eternal winter, one brings
a springtime of youth.
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2009, 04:01:47 pm »
Prolly a lot more funny to me than to anyone else, but:


"Ah, Gonzales!"
If you beat me up
You'll earn Fifteen Silver Points.
My name is Gato!
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2009, 04:40:15 pm »
No light but the moon
Corridors creak, dark wind blows
What a spooky place...


...Wait, I HATE haikus.
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2009, 04:58:41 pm »
A Man of Many Names
They call me Magus
But you can call me Fiendlord
Don't call me Janus
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2009, 05:30:52 pm »
I've never done Haiku before, um tell me if I screwed up. I assume Lavos counts as two.

Master Lavos

Hail Master Lavos
That great power unquestioned
Brings about our fall

Master Lavos version 2

Hail Master Lavos
That great power unchallenged
Turns the lands to ash

Edit: Awwwww I was to late anyway....
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2009, 05:41:42 pm »
OK you guys, I am changing up the way I'm doing this.

Its going to be tournament style.  Please submit only one Haiku per "tournament".

Once we decide the best of all of them, then we will start a new set.

The winner of each tournament will go into the winner circle..
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 06:18:21 pm »
Simple Needs

Legendary Sword?
Or a flying Time Machine?
I want Ozzie Pants...
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mav

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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 07:21:14 pm »
Quote from: IAmSerge on July 20, 2009, 05:41:42 pm
OK you guys, I am changing up the way I'm doing this.

Its going to be tournament style.  Please submit only one Haiku per "tournament".

Once we decide the best of all of them, then we will start a new set.

The winner of each tournament will go into the winner circle..
Sure thing, boss. And should we keep our votes anonymous, or what?
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2009, 10:18:45 pm »
Be anonymous or not, your choice!

In fact, it would be fine to discuss the choices with eachother if you're up to it >.>
Personally, I see Thought's one pulling through, myself.

Mav:  I am excluding your second one from this one, because of the 1 per person rule.  You can put it in the next competition.
OverlordMikey:  I used version two because I thought it was better =D


If anyone else wishes to add theirs to the first tournament, go ahead! I will find a way to seed you in or split up the 2nd round.
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Re: Chrono Haikus here!
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2009, 10:31:54 pm »
I voted for Zaichik, cause Flea is hilarious.

Quote from: IAmSerge on July 20, 2009, 10:18:45 pm
Mav:  I am excluding your second one from this one, because of the 1 per person rule.  You can put it in the next competition.
Eh, don't bother--I half-assed that one.
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