I live in Washington State, which practically makes me, like, an eighth Canadian by default, I believe...I've been to Vancouver a few times (at least, I think it was Vancouver...That's the one that's close over here, right...? w/e).
I'm totally cool with Canada...I remember one memory of Canada in particular...It was a bowling alley, I believe...And, like I would do at most bowling alleys (my mother and step father were often league bowlers), I went straight for the arcade...And what did my young eyes behold? A simple puzzle game, much like Tetris or Dr. Mario...BUT! In the background was a layer of bricks...Whenever you completed a level, a portion of the bricks was removed...and, when you got them all removed, you were rewarded with a naked pic (I now no longer remember if they were actual girls or if they were some kind of hentai girls...but, I believe it to be the former)! OMG! My adolescent brain could hardly cope. I believe I pumped at least $5 into that thing by the end of the night...Man, I wish I knew the name of that game...It was wierd because I never saw anybody else play it, and nobody ever looked over my shoulder to see what I was playing...
Plus, whenever we'd go over to Canada, I'd get mutha fuckin TOBLERONE! I'm pretty sure I've had every freakin size Toblerone there is...Even those whacky octagonal eight packs of the small sticks...MMMmmmm...Toblerone...Sheeit...I don't even know if I'm spelling that right...
Man, I have absurd Canadian memories...If it weren't so shit cold, I'd probably move there eventually (maybe I will anyways)...