Delta: I like the nephew idea. "Look what I can do!" a la Stuart perhaps. And I think that carries over well into the academy portion of things. "Yo, how the hell'd you get in this class anyway?"
V: Creepy or not, hall monitor or not, you have binoculars. I don't know why, but you have binoculars. And you use them.
Sports teams? Like I could settle on just one! Seminole Wizards? Jazz Wizard...yikes...Magic Clippers? Or perhaps the Heat Bears? The Blackhawk Red Sox? THE NATIONAL TROJANS!? THE THUNDER SHOCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I feel better now. Maybe just one team would be better, if at all.