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just for fun, what would be the lamest canon to change in chrono break/brake?

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2009, 10:04:31 pm »
I was kind of being sarcastic :P

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2009, 11:14:49 pm »
Guile being Magus is not a bad thing IMO. People are just pissed off that their favorite character Magus is a human with weaknesses and flaws like every other Chrono character, instead of being an invincible, god-like being who's only there to utter badass lines and be almighty. Schala suffers from the same kind of "misconception" in the fandom. In the end, they're both just humans.

Gotta agree. Is Mortal, just like addiesin showed.
Although human might not be true... he DOES change drastically from hanging with the mystics(how does his skin go from peach to white?! And his ears go from normal to pointy hyrulian style! What the heck?!!!!)

Probably used the same spell Flea used to get boobs. Or the same spell used on Glenn to turn him into Frog. It's being discussed in another thread.

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2009, 01:56:50 am »
Guile being Magus is not a bad thing IMO. People are just pissed off that their favorite character Magus is a human with weaknesses and flaws like every other Chrono character, instead of being an invincible, god-like being who's only there to utter badass lines and be almighty. Schala suffers from the same kind of "misconception" in the fandom. In the end, they're both just humans.

Gotta agree. Is Mortal, just like addiesin showed.
Although human might not be true... he DOES change drastically from hanging with the mystics(how does his skin go from peach to white?! And his ears go from normal to pointy hyrulian style! What the heck?!!!!)

Magic, of the black variety.

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2009, 05:23:49 pm »
Lamest retcon would be Cyrus is actually still alive and he's the entity

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2009, 06:53:52 pm »
Zoah is actually Crono, trying to conceal his identity by using a helmet and a voice-changer.  :lol:

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2009, 11:41:12 pm »
ZOAH?
NO

BTW, the first time travel thing I knew might be Terminator series...although it didn't explain the time travel theory much, or not at all.

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2009, 03:41:07 am »
Zoah is actually Crono, trying to conceal his identity by using a helmet and a voice-changer.  :lol:

At 28 he's too young to be Crono though (I swear if somone says "Time Travel Game" I'm gonna!!!)

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2009, 04:04:58 am »
Gonna?





gonna finish your sentence?
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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2009, 04:08:21 am »
Bad idea, I think.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2009, 04:12:19 am by Acacia Sgt »

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2009, 11:50:35 am »
...gonna?

Shoot, now you've tempted me. :lol:
But I won't.

What about...
Crono traveled through time so much it screwed everything up and everyone and everything is actually Crono and eventually Crono becomes God? EXCEPT he already was God sending himself on a mission to save his beloved Entity? This would mean Magus=Crono: Zoah=Crono: Marle=Crono( :shock: ): Serge=Crono etc etc etc.
Tree #41 in the Guardia Forest=Crono. Entity=Crono!

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2009, 06:18:18 pm »
Zoah is actually Crono, trying to conceal his identity by using a helmet and a voice-changer.  :lol:

At 28 he's too young to be Crono though (I swear if somone says "Time Travel Game" I'm gonna!!!)

He, uh, was lying about his age so that Marle wouldn't find him and drag him back to their hut outside the ruins of Guardia castle to help look after their ten squalling brats!  No time travel required, honest!


...gonna?

Shoot, now you've tempted me. :lol:
But I won't.

What about...
Crono traveled through time so much it screwed everything up and everyone and everything is actually Crono and eventually Crono becomes God? EXCEPT he already was God sending himself on a mission to save his beloved Entity? This would mean Magus=Crono: Zoah=Crono: Marle=Crono( :shock: ): Serge=Crono etc etc etc.
Tree #41 in the Guardia Forest=Crono. Entity=Crono!

Wouldn't that make every marriage in the Chronoverse incestuous?  Not to mention that, when Magus found out he was actually Crono, he would fly into a rage and kill Crono, with the likely end result that everyone and everything in the universe would then be Magus?  Which would mean that Schala was Magus, and the poor bastard just wasted years of his life looking for himself...

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2009, 07:46:36 pm »
What about...
Crono traveled through time so much it screwed everything up and everyone and everything is actually Crono and eventually Crono becomes God? EXCEPT he already was God sending himself on a mission to save his beloved Entity? This would mean Magus=Crono: Zoah=Crono: Marle=Crono( :shock: ): Serge=Crono etc etc etc.
Tree #41 in the Guardia Forest=Crono. Entity=Crono!

Being Crono Malkovitch

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2009, 04:41:53 pm »
Wouldn't that make every marriage in the Chronoverse incestuous?  Not to mention that, when Magus found out he was actually Crono, he would fly into a rage and kill Crono, with the likely end result that everyone and everything in the universe would then be Magus?  Which would mean that Schala was Magus, and the poor bastard just wasted years of his life looking for himself...

Yes, it would.
But as for that last part, you an't be sure! That's what would make it so horrible! The only one with any answers then anymore would be Crono(original). Problem -- Crono=mute. So any questions that could be solved through him answering them, would be impossible.

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2009, 05:23:17 pm »
Except that the Slideshow Ending proves that Crono is not a mute.  Hmm...

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Re: what would be the lamest retcon ever?
« Reply #59 on: April 06, 2009, 10:15:34 pm »
He's a really big sh*thead?
It'd explain why time traveling super strong Crono from New Game + doesn't just come in and help you from the very start.
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