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Belaith

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #165 on: June 13, 2009, 10:50:08 am »
This has gone from surreal humor to post some random ass pic. Wow.


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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #166 on: June 13, 2009, 11:36:51 am »

KITTY! I DON'TU UNDERUSTANDUH!

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #167 on: June 13, 2009, 12:00:00 pm »


LOL SEPHIROTH !!
not my work....

OH NOES HEHEHE BYLLLIZZZZ
ANOTHER SEPHI !


 
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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #168 on: June 19, 2009, 04:33:11 am »


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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #169 on: June 19, 2009, 11:00:15 am »
HOLY FUCK YOU AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT! That's mean :(

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #170 on: June 19, 2009, 07:53:18 pm »

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #171 on: June 25, 2009, 04:58:32 pm »
I took screenshots of some spam emails I got recently. I'm still trying to understand what they mean... I'm convinced that the secret of the universe lies somewhere in this jumble!

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #172 on: June 25, 2009, 05:01:20 pm »
freaky.

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #173 on: June 26, 2009, 07:52:53 pm »
Here is my CT fic. It's adapted from something a friend of mine and I wrote about 6 years ago or so... Found here- http://community.livejournal.com/lesbeenluvars/

MARLE'S MAGICAL FLORIDIAN ORGIE


One day the mad Marle evil clone said “I hate my mother! I will strike her where it matters most! I will go to Florida and KILL HER INTARNET LUVAR” When Marle found out about this, she knew she had to go to Florida to protect her love.

And when she got there, she went to a local Denny’s and had… mmm… a HAM SANDWICH. It was good.

She remembered how her luvar just HATED ham and thought “That horrible wench! I’ll go shove ham down his throat!” This is what she set out to do.

With her murderous thoughts, Marle rampaged through the streets, looking for her intarnet luvar. She unexpectedly ran into…
CHRONO.

“Oh Chrono!” She yelped to herself, hiding behind a bush “Look at his beautiful MANLOCKS. * drool * . I must stalk him and see if he will fall to me”

She stalked him. Jumping from bush to bush until… she found the bush of her dreams. It was so green and leafy and oooohh… sexary. She tested the bush by grabbing its bushocks. They were nice and firm.

“Ohh . “ She moaned. “ I must get CHrono into this bush with me. Then we can make out like rabbits. Hair and bushed on all sides of her, it was just like in her dreams. “There’s Chrono now!” She whispered. “I’ll just wait for the right moment and…”

“Hey Chrono!!” She yelled at him. “Look at this MANLY bush I found!” He stopped putting yummy and delicious mustard on his hotdog and hops over in a very dork but MANLY fashion. “Oh! Hello Chrono. Mm yes…” He says, eying the bush. “This is the MANLIEST bush I’ve ever seen. “ Just then, Marle grabs his hair and throws him into the bush. “Haha! You are mine now! My ultimate sexual fantasy!”

“WTF MARLE! I have never thought of you in this way before. This is most unmanly.”
“Why Chrono, you ought to know you have always been in my most secret fantasies. This is my dream come true. To fondle your manlocks while making out is this fabulous bush.”
“Well… uh… okay. Let’s just get this over with”

Yes (much time passes) “That was some orgasm”
Anyway! Back to finding that intarnet luvar. Her eyes turned red from her allergic reaction to the bush and she stormed into his bedroom where she found him masturbating to Magus’s cat, Alfador.

“Hey! You good-for-nothing luvar! Get your cock off Alfador’s tail! It belongs to me!”
“Oh.. Marle…” He yelped. “I’m sorry , you know how no one brings me as much pleasure as you do!”
“I’ve had enough of YOU! I’ve come to tell you that I have been bushing with Crono!”
“Crono? NO! Marle how… how could you?!”

She looked thoughtful for a moment… “It’s his hair…”
Just then, Crono stormed in :
“Marle, I must declare my undying love for you.”
And they had a massive orgy. But first, Marle was sure to get Crono and Magus very drunk so she could watch the boy luv

“Ooh… yaoi… lurv…mmm…” She moaned as she started masturbating to their orgies. “Ooh… one more thing to do!” She said as she pulled a piece of ham from her belly button. “Now who’s a good luvar?” She cooed as she fed it to Magus.
“Yumm… this is the best thing I’ve ever tasted.”
“Ooh… deranged meat mistress..” Crono moaned, puking all over Magus’s bed. Then the 3 of them collapsed from an over dose of orgies.

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #174 on: June 27, 2009, 05:31:51 am »








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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #176 on: July 01, 2009, 01:15:14 pm »







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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #177 on: July 01, 2009, 03:43:15 pm »


THIS BETTER NOT BE ON MY DRIVER'S TEST

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #178 on: July 02, 2009, 06:47:31 am »


HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! I REMEMBER MAKING THAT! HOLY SHIT!

I made that a couple of months after 9/11, shit dude. Harsh memories.

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Re: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
« Reply #179 on: July 02, 2009, 09:17:03 am »


HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! I REMEMBER MAKING THAT! HOLY SHIT!

I made that a couple of months after 9/11, shit dude. Harsh memories.

Wow! I got it from reallyfunnypictures.co.uk, which I stumbled upon in photoshop class. Consider it FATE that I chose to post it here!



huh huh huh
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