I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[Mr Bekkler]

Do you really need that many cocks?

Me? Nah. I don't need any, I suppose. 

[Thought]

Darwin loves optical organs too!

[Belaith]

There's no meaning behind posting random pics. There should be some surreal ass story to go along with it leaving people wondering WHAT THE FUCK.

[Thought]

So, more Kafka, less Kefka?

[Romana]

less tit more fuk

[Jutty]

There's no meaning behind posting random pics. There should be some surreal ass story to go along with it leaving people wondering WHAT THE FUCK.

/sarcasm I agree we should respect the sanctity of this thread. /sarcasm

[IAmSerge]

There's no meaning behind posting random pics. There should be some surreal ass story to go along with it leaving people wondering WHAT THE FUCK.

/sarcasm I agree we should respect the sanctity of this thread. /sarcasm

surrealism has stories?  Ummm no... not really.  not that I know of.

the most surrealistic stories I have seen are Zeality and everyone else going
SHITFUCKTITTIES in the irc

so yeah.

[Thought]

Serge, read ... well, anything by Kafka. Those are surreal stories.

[MDenham]

In keeping with this thread, I have a sentence that fails to be translated by Google, Babelfish, and the Windows Live translator:

Handle carefully the intact watermelon to detonation prevent!

[Belaith]

I don't understand why the hell my account is FUCKED! What the hell did I do?

[FaustWolf]

Your brain death and sudden resurrection over IRC would explain it handily methinks.
http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/index.php/topic,7406.0.html

ZeaLitY says you're supposed to produce pics of your brother after a sound beating. Then we'll send him an e-card collage .

[Belaith]

This is ridiculous. I've never been so ashamed of my own brother in my entire life.

I'd like to apologise to each and every member on his behalf for upsetting you. It was completely uncalled for and I had no part in it whatsoever. I'm asking that you all believe me when I say that I had nothing to do with this and I truly believe it was fucked up beyond belief. I was at my girlfriend's house when this took place, and trust me, I wouldn't have let it happen if I were home.

[FaustWolf]

I would like to state publicly, based on several PM's I received from "Laith's brother" just after the sham was revealed that as far as I can tell the personality behind it was different. I retract my statement over IRC that it might have been Laith; he may have shared some general info about a fan project with his brother after all.

Certainly easier to believe than that there's a grand conspiracy in which the Chrono Compendium admins are all screwing ourselves with a self-inflicted C&D.

[Thought]

In light of the surreal nature of this thread, I propose the following for your viewing pleasure:

Certainly easier to believe than that there's a grand conspiracy in which the Chrono Compendium admins are all screwing ourselves with a self-inflicted C&D.

That's just what you'd expect someone involved in a grand conspiracy to say.

Obviously You have all betrayed us and sold CE to SE, under the smokescreen of a C&D, in order to gain philological trademark over the consonant shift C->S, at which point you'll have a legal foothold to seize (or "cease"!) See's Candy, drawing from the video game, C&C for inspiration. With that fine candy making company under your belt you will be poised to mass produce cocaine under the guise of the cocoa products associated with chocolate, thereby gaining dictatorship over the sweet-loving female masses.

This is all so you can have your own harem of menstruating women, isn't it?!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/11/30/

[Mr Bekkler]

I would like to state publicly, based on several PM's I received from "Laith's brother" just after the sham was revealed that as far as I can tell the personality behind it was different. I retract my statement over IRC that it might have been Laith; he may have shared some general info about a fan project with his brother after all.

Certainly easier to believe than that there's a grand conspiracy in which the Chrono Compendium admins are all screwing ourselves with a self-inflicted C&D.

Contrary to the above, I'd just like to say Amen with no sarcasm.


Also, I'm confused. Is this a surrealist humor thread or an absurdist humor thread? While the line between the two is vague and thin, it does exist. In either case, I propose everybody watch Alice and Wonderland on acid. Then jump through your own mirror, however small it may be. Then get someone to call 9-11. You took too many drugs. Everything is going to be okay. Then you'll find five dollars.