... good god, not the facial hair! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I hate facial hair on my men. ... then why am I so attracted to Really Tall Jay with Anger Issues? He has a beard, mustache, and mutton chops. But if we hook up, he has to shave the beard and mustache.
Zephira: I like your hair. It's nice.
I should totally get you guys a picture of me without my glasses. I have this angry, blind look on my face.