Shaving

[x_XTacTX_x]

I just shaved myself clean. Au revoir neckbeard.

In fact, I don't think I can handle anyone with a neckbeard. It just grosses me out. I don't mean a beard on the face that travels somewhat down the neck, I just mean a stringy patch (or patches) of hair on the neck. Ew. Icky.

[teaflower]

Yeah. I think that if you HAVE to have a beard, keep it neat. My old social worker, Danny, was cool. He had a goatee but kept everything else neat. My brother has a goatee, but he doesn't trim it and he doesn't shave the rest of his face. *shudder*

[Radical_Dreamer]

http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/

Shaving and beardliness are not mutually exclusive. One must maintain the proper form of ones beard after all. And yes, I'm pro-beard, possesing of a well groomed example myself.

[MagilsugaM]

my wife demands my goatee..and now my trimmed-to-stubble mustache as well.  i demand my chin strap.  so if i understand the evil twin facial hair as a goatee attached with mustache...i have evil twin + chin strap + soul patch + sideburns = awesome.

lol me too.

[justin3009]

I despise facial hair, yet I was doomed to have it.  Shaving isn't that big of a deal, but I do in all honesty wish that I could burn those little hair follicles to death so hair would never grow on my face anymore.

[Thought]

You can do that, you know.

Or do you mean you wish you could afford to do that?

[justin3009]

2nd Choice

[Lakonthegreat]

Laser hair removal has actually gotten pretty affordable in recent years, and is covered even by some HMO health plans.

[Boo the Gentleman Caller]

I grow patches and could never grow a beard or chops.  Alas! 

[Thought]

You should so popularize the patches. If Ambrose Burnside can do it, so can you.

The boopatches... ... okay, you might need a better name than that.

[Boo the Gentleman Caller]

I can call it "Quiltwork Beard" or something like that.