I got my copy of Game Informer today, so I can confirm that men CAN squeal like girls.
Also, here is the recipe for a Chrono trigger magazine ad:
one (1) piece of paper
one (1) Printer
two (2) shitloads of black ink
three (3) cups of pwnage
one (1) fucktonne of purified win
Just blend the ink, pwnage and win together until smooth, (not lumpy,) pour it into an emptied ink cartridge, and print away.
Makes one (1) page.