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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2008, 09:32:15 am »
This was the worst i've seen...

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html

You might have probably seen this, and it is quite dated, but then it is not totally idiotic.. Although the score (and some of his points) might be..

My friend, you (and you alone) is missing out something

*sigh*, nobody really pleases everybody...

*stranglehold on reviewer.*

Heh, wonder what he'd think of CC.

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2008, 04:37:15 pm »
This was the worst i've seen...

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html

You might have probably seen this, and it is quite dated, but then it is not totally idiotic.. Although the score (and some of his points) might be..

My friend, you (and you alone) is missing out something

*sigh*, nobody really pleases everybody...

I was able to point out factual evidence as to how this guy is wrong on almost every single point. Quite often he'd compare to FF6 and say that it's better but honestly he just made FF6 sound worse or the same. If they love FF6 so much, why are they reviewing CT?

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2008, 11:27:26 pm »
The very least that could be said for his effort is that he rated the graphics and music of CT as they should be rated, testament to the game's audiovisual beauty.  All else is crap...


*stranglehold on reviewer.*

Heh, wonder what he'd think of CC.

Don't you ever let go Tact!!

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2008, 11:29:58 pm »
The very least that could be said for his effort is that he rated the graphics and music of CT as they should be rated, testament to the game's audiovisual beauty.  All else is crap...


*stranglehold on reviewer.*

Heh, wonder what he'd think of CC.

Don't you ever let go Tact!!

Unless of course it's to get a clamp to hold while you go for bathroom, eating, sleeping, etc.

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2008, 11:34:53 pm »
The very least that could be said for his effort is that he rated the graphics and music of CT as they should be rated, testament to the game's audiovisual beauty.  All else is crap...


*stranglehold on reviewer.*

Heh, wonder what he'd think of CC.

Don't you ever let go Tact!!

Unless of course it's to get a clamp to hold while you go for bathroom, eating, sleeping, etc.

hehe.. Still, i am pretty much disappointed on how he saw Chrono Trigger as just another run-of-the-mill
RPG.. Most unfortunate

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2008, 11:43:22 pm »
What? Never let go?... What the fuck?

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2008, 11:49:01 pm »
Hehe, What i mean is that you choke him to death..

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2008, 02:40:17 am »
The people reviewing in the first post are either below the age of 13 or entirely blitzed out of their mind while playing.

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2008, 12:59:46 am »
I know your not going to like this answer but first thing:  Triforce thinks above revews are written by a person intoxicated or under the influence of substances.     

Second that it is all right to have reviews that mentions flaws cause not all criticism is meant to destroy a product but to mearly point out someones observations. 

 Just like I have noticed the characters dont' respond too good if you have a part member that dresses funny for the time-period.   Like Robo in the past or Frog in the future.   It's not everyday you see a human frog walking down the street or going into a Market.       When Blue Haired Magus stood in front of the King the king didn't even acknowledge his presence when he should have him chased with "A shot of Crisis" playing in the background.

That doesn't stop me from enjoying the game cause they worked hard in other areas to improvise. :D   It's still by far the most developed game I have seen on a Nintendo system to date besides MajorasMask.

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2008, 04:13:32 pm »
I love how this thread went from "Idiotic reviews" to "AAHZ HE DONT LIKE CC? O.o"

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2008, 04:28:07 pm »
Oh, who didn't know it was going there...?

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2008, 11:22:43 pm »
well, personally I find it hard to find idiotic reviews of the game cause it generally gets good reviews.

Here's one that I picked up.
http://www.gamespot.com/snes/rpg/chronotrigger/player_review.html?id=301332&tag=readerreviews;continue

Very uninformative and doesn't even state why other games are better.
Talks more about how he enjoyed SoM than why he didn't enjoy CT.

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2008, 10:41:56 pm »
On the flip side I have seen reviews that makes a game more positive then it is,  It can be sooo bad that it's like CT is all the person lives for.  It's that way with any hit game.     

Lesson of reviewing:  Always have second opinions and don't just rush to the first review you see.


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