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Annoying Commercials
« on: August 27, 2008, 09:26:06 am »
We all have a few commercials that just get on our nerves.

For instance, any kind of Automotive advertisement on TV just annoys the heck out of me, to no end. It might just be a local thing, but that voice for car retailer commercials is something I hate to no end.

What about you guys?

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 11:02:32 am »
Perfume commercials. Not that I hate them themselves but what i find annoying is me trying to figure out why they'd choose the commercial to use! Not a single one makes sense!

Man is driving along in this hot sexy car, then he's seen having sex with some woman, after that he's looking at the mirror most likely checking himself out, and then back to him driving. Sounds like a car commercial, right? Wrong! It's men's perfume!
The women ones aren't as bad but they are still terrible.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 03:24:36 pm »
Anything with Verizon.....I'm so sick of seeing that guy.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 03:38:13 pm »
The gecko of the company that shall not be named. And pretty much any car commercial (but especially truck commercials).

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 03:52:13 pm »
Prescription Drug Commercials, I blame then for a decent portion of our slump as a society.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 03:53:34 pm »
Prescription Drug Commercials, I blame then for a decent portion of our slump as a society.
I was just about to say that.

 For some reason I actually kind of like the Geiko commercials.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 05:35:16 pm »
Geico commercials are a double edged sword for me.

Gecko = fail

Cavemen = Win.




On another note, Pizza Hut commercials.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 08:16:18 pm »
Oh my god....
I'm sorry if you like the cavemen, but after a TV show...
my friends strapped me to a chair and turned on the Tv.
I hate those guys with a firey passion...(both my friends and the cavemen)

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 11:09:20 pm »
 My grandmother thinks I look like a geico caveman, even though I'm shaven and have short hair. (which, if you've seen a picture of me back at Order of the Black Wind, rest it's soul, you may find hard to believe.)

 It seems the two most evil companies, McDonald's and Disney, don't really have that bad of commercials. McDonald's in a way is kind of cute and amusing, partially cause Ronald can entertain kids and I admire that, and partially because for some reason, as a clown, I never found him terrifying in the least. Not even after watching that McRoll'd video on youtube. Disney, it's mostly just about their new movies and stuff.However, I despise their cartoons these days, who are all secret agent this and martial arts that and "zen magic fireballs we ripped off of DBZ" those...

 Now, for an annoying series of commercials...

 J.G. Wentworth

 Yaffa (though it made a great animutation)

 Cashcall (we'll give you the money when you walk in, because we trust you!)

 GET FREE JOKES ON YOUR CELL PHONE!!! WE'LL MAKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR EVEN BETTER! (I'm glad my grandma doesn't apparently see these, or she'd try to get me to do this all the time.)

Anything involving politicians. because if you like to watch these, you probably want to raise taxes, destroy the national parks, and secretly support Al Queda. So vote no on them. I'm Captain B and I approve this message.

 Anything involving Judge Judy.

 

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 11:13:23 pm »
*In Opera Voice*  "J.G. Wentworth! 877-Cash Now!~~~"

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 11:36:36 pm »
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 11:43:28 pm »
McRoll'd. I listen to that as I type this and have it in the bottom of my screen.

I god, now that you mention it those two are also pretty bad(although i stand by hating perfume commercials the most).
I mean JG Wentworth and Cashcall. As someone is saying I want my money now out a window, no not saying, screaming, someone needs to chuck a shoe at them.

And what's with the Link?

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 12:20:13 am »
JG Wentworth

That freaking opera commercial is unbearably horrible.

Or the DirecTV Pat Sajak commericals.


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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 01:24:17 am »
McRoll'd. I listen to that as I type this and have it in the bottom of my screen.

The actual video, or the song, "U.N. Owen was her?"?

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I god, now that you mention it those two are also pretty bad(although i stand by hating perfume commercials the most).
I mean JG Wentworth and Cashcall. As someone is saying I want my money now out a window, no not saying, screaming, someone needs to chuck a shoe at them.

Actually, I was thinking of dropping a TV on them from the floor above. Maybe that bigass TV that the guy is first watching JG wentworth on. (we actually have that exact same model in our basement, which freaked me out when I saw it.)






I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEEEEEED CAAAAASH NOOOOOWWW!!

CALL J, G, WENTWORTH!  877 CASH NOOOOOOOWWWW!!!    877  CASH NOOOOOOOWWW!!!


 Also, the Binder & Binder commercials annoy me for some reason. maybe it's the rancher lookin guy at the end. The hat, man... I just can't take anyone in a suit seriously if they are also wearing a cowboy hat.


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Disney, it's mostly just about their new movies and stuff.


fuck, fuck fuck...    >_<  No. I take it back, there is ONE Disney movie commercial that grinds against all of my senses with a saw blade...   


  three words.


Beverly...





Hills...






Chihuahua. 








I've seen the commercials, man. And remember the Taco Bell dog?   HIS (HER)  VOICE RETURNS.
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 12:05:09 pm »
Yeah, that thing stars George Lopez apparantly... And it comes around my birthday. If it came out same day I  might've had to have hung myself because this looks like the apifany(I spelled that wrong unpurpose spelling is for lusers)of mankind...