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Which weapon would you want if fighting zombies?

Axe
Gun (only ammo you can carry)
Sawed-off shovel
Other, (please elaborate)
Chainsaw (don't forget fuel!)

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2008, 03:26:01 am »
I think a nuclear bomb going straight to their nest would be the most effective weapon, now that I think about it.


Or Metal Gear REX.

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2008, 08:54:16 pm »
Nasty problem there is that a nuke might kill off the normal zombies, but any survivors in the area, and any normals who enter the area afterwards, will be horribly mutated by the radiation and become radioactive zombies. That is sort of like trying to overcome a flood by purposely opening a dam.

As for a Metal Gear, if we are going to add fictional weaponry then there would be better weapons still. Like, I dunno, a cure.

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2008, 09:36:25 pm »
Music.  Catchy pop songs... Such a Billy Idol.

I heard this song stops zombies cold; it immobilizes them just enough:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpmWIyjilQo

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2008, 10:16:38 pm »
I hear...

If a radio in the forest (where no one is around to hear it) plays Brittney Spears' new hit single...

An angel catches fire and falls from heaven.

But would it stop zombies?

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2008, 04:44:20 am »
REX A metal gear fighting zombies. Metal Gear Evil: Resident Solid LOL

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2008, 12:33:35 pm »
Mobile Suit Gundam, since we're no longer bound by the chains of reality in this discussion.

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2008, 01:40:21 pm »
If we aren't going to be realistic, then Klaatu verata nikto.

Deadites taken care of.

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2008, 02:19:22 pm »
A strong Firaga spell should do the trick.

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2008, 02:22:27 pm »
HULK SMASH

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #54 on: August 11, 2008, 05:53:32 pm »
Thought, you said it wrong.  You clearly weren't paying attention to the old dude.  Now when you wake up it's going to be post-apocalyptic!

(That's the original ending to Army of Darkness...)

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2008, 06:39:37 pm »
Sorry Boo, I couldn't hear (understand) you over the sound of my boomstick (a wonderful weapon against zombies, by the way). What was that? (I'm pretty sure that was the right phrase, what was wrong?)

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2008, 07:52:00 pm »
No, it WAS right Thought!  Sorry... I wasn't very clear.  Remember how Ash kept getting it wrong?  It was in reference to that.  You said it right, my friend.  The error was on my part.

Please forgive meh.... even if... even if... you don't love meh anymore...!

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #57 on: August 11, 2008, 08:59:56 pm »
A strong Firaga spell should do the trick.
If you're gonna go all out, go for Firaja or(more recently; i.e. FFXII) Ardor. :wink:

(a wonderful weapon against zombies, by the way)
That it is! :D
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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2008, 01:11:28 am »
On the reality side, a good Katana. Good for head-removal. With a semi-automatic rifle or shotgun. Explosives are nice, but hard to get your hands on really useful ones like Frag grenades and Claymores. The more shrapnel the better.

On the other hand a couple dozen max-ethers and the life spell should do the trick. The Zeus Cannon would be nice too, although it would kill countless innocents...((and if anyone is unsure, I DO mean the Zeus Cannon from Final Fantasy: Spirit's Within.))

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Re: What weapon when fighting Zombies?
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2008, 03:38:23 am »
HULK SMASH

Did someone say Marvel Zombies?!?