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The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« on: April 30, 2008, 10:35:15 pm »
I have an idea. Crono never talks, so let's come up with some kickass quotes for him shall we?

I'll Start.


"Tata? Who the fuck covered themselves in liquid gay and gave you that name?"

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2008, 10:37:50 pm »
"Ka-me-ha-me-haaaaaaaaaaa!"

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2008, 10:46:36 pm »
" Miguel? Isn't he the guy who drives a Pickup and mows my lawn?"

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2008, 10:50:04 pm »
"200G!!? I'm about to embark on a quest to save the world and you only give me 200G!!??"

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2008, 10:51:59 pm »
"Woah, a talking Frog! I really need to stop drinking so much detergent..."

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2008, 11:46:15 pm »
Plows threw Lavos shell w/epoch, Inner Lavos appears

"..."

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2008, 03:19:44 am »
Plows threw Lavos shell w/epoch, Inner Lavos appears

"..."

 :lol:



I gotta take some from CT Unglued, because Crono is so epically (Is that a word?) funny in it -

Mom - "Oh, by the way, that inventor friend of yours, uh, you know! Oh, dear, I've forgotten her name."
Crono - "You managed to forget the name of my only friend on this whole damn continent..."

*Frog comes flying down from the ceiling and chops the naga-ette in half*
Crono - "Yeah, this ranks like a 9/10 on my weirdshitometer."

Frog - "Mine name is Frog."
Crono - "In that case, I am Boy, and this is Girl."

*Lucca gives Crono Codec, then tests it out*
Lucca - "Can you hear me?"
Crono - "Yeah, you're standing right next to me."

(Sorry if the wording of that is off a bit, but meh.. Epic anyway)
CT Unglued FTW!

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2008, 05:05:44 pm »
words
Note: I am currently watching CT unglued for the simple fact that you posted said words, and they have cause me laughter.

"Screw the Millennial Fair.  I'm playing Final Fantasy II today."
*Insert the Entity slapping Crono with a trout for undermining history's changing*
*Insert Lavos laughter*

(must find a laughter to suit Lavos...hmm)

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2008, 07:25:16 pm »
"Damn, I ran out of Hair Gel!"

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2008, 11:04:30 pm »
Crono: Geeze, if someone makes a game out of my adventures and then fans of that game make a website about the game...well, I sure hope no crappy topics spam the forums! Things like, "what so-and-so character would say" threads...God I, Crono (totally not just V_Translanka speaking through Crono), really hate those threads...I mean, what next? "Who's the hottest FF girl?" threads? Someone cast Mute on me, plz! Wait, mute?...maybe Blind...?

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2008, 12:54:56 am »
An what about in Chrono Cross in the time Devourer Gate. He talks alot.

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2008, 09:01:22 pm »
Crono: Geeze, if someone makes a game out of my adventures and then fans of that game make a website about the game...well, I sure hope no crappy topics spam the forums! Things like, "what so-and-so character would say" threads...God I, Crono (totally not just V_Translanka speaking through Crono), really hate those threads...I mean, what next? "Who's the hottest FF girl?" threads? Someone cast Mute on me, plz! Wait, mute?...maybe Blind...?

          Okay, First, there's no reason to be like that. This isn't spam at all; I just thought it would be fun, and before you came in everyone else seemed to be okay with it as well. If this thead doesn't fit your standards, then just stay out of it. It's not like we're hurting the forum! No one's being mocked, and we were just joking around. If you dislike it then just leave it be.

And I'm sure you know that most of us on this website aren't going to create a "Hottest FF Girl" thread. That's just retarded.

An what about in Chrono Cross in the time Devourer Gate. He talks alot.

It's been stated multiple times that that wasn't actually Crono.

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2008, 09:10:26 pm »
I hate cats

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2008, 10:32:51 pm »
I hate cats


wtf? why the hate bro?

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Re: The "Things Crono Would Never Say" Thread
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2008, 10:46:41 pm »
Thats not Crono? I thought that they were dead Crono, Marle, and Lucca. If they are not then who are they?