Chronological Gangster

[ZeaLitY]

Letting the cat out of the bag before the next update! Here's what will run on the news and updates page:

[1]  An artist named The Specialist is remixing Chrono Trigger songs to Jay-Z's vocals from American Gangster to make a collection called "Chronological Gangster". He's put up a trailer at Youtube here and has put up a preview song sing Chrono Cross's burning orphanage music on his Myspace, found here. Can't wait to see more!

Feedback is appreciated.

[Boo the Gentleman Caller]

that's seriously awesome.  i had no appreciation for rap music until a drunken eve of "the grey album" (jay-z's black album with the beatle's white album, mixed by dj dangermouse), and soon the others followed: nas, mike jones, mickey avalon, etc.

this shall be a most epic of times.

[Kebrel]

Not really my thing 

[justin3009]

Rap mixed with Chrono Trigger...I think that's going to be an ultimate fail..

[Boo the Gentleman Caller]

no way, i heard this gato rap remix once, and it was the JAM!

yo, this is how it goes:

(crowd noise)
[Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and give a warm welcome to: Team Gato
(applause)

First Part
My name is Gato, I have metal joints.
Beat me up and win fifteen silver points.
(boos and laughs)

Second Part
They call me Gato, I have metal joints.
Beat me up and earn fifteen silver points.
They call me- (interrupted by crowd booing)

Third Part
(phone rings)
[Chick] Hello?
[Gato] What's up, girl?
[Chick] Gato, is that you?
[Gato] You know I'll always love you. 'N' you know I got some metal joints. Are you ready? So, let's go.
[Chick] Oh, Gato.
(YEAH) C'mon C'mon.
They call me Gato (Gato), I have metal joints.
Beat me up, and earn fifteen silver points (WHOA).
They call me Gato, well I have metal joints.
Beat me up, and earn fifteen silver points.
(Slight moan and a chuckle, followed by more booing and laughing)

Fourth Part
[Woman] Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
Biatch! (echoes). Yeah, Yeah-ee.
Hi, my name is Gato (groan).
I got metal joints (Yeah).
Beat me up and earn silver points (What!?).
Beat me up and earn silver points (Yeh).
Do ya think you can take me? (uh-uh)
I'd like to see ya try - BIATCH! (echoes)
You know you wanna earn some silver points (groan).
Yo, that little [blank] Crono. (Yeah, Yeah-ee)
He says to me, says, "Gato! Give up your silver points!" (Hmm)
I says, "Crono, I ain't fighting you amigo.
So put down (What?) your sword and let's smoke this joint."
He says, (groan) "[Blank] get your own, I just want my points.
And (What?) to get my points, I'm gonna beat you up."
I says, "Put down the sword, so you can see what's up,
And we'll go at it, punk, I'm gonna [blank] you up!" (Yeah, Yeah-ee)

(music stops abruptly and crowd boos)
[Announcer] That's it, you guys are outta here!

[justin3009]

Yea.  That was the other rap remix...It made my ear drums bleed ;_;

[Anacalius]

I'm not one for rap, I'm definitely not one for rap that slaughters the beautiful music of Chrono Trigger and other works. >.<