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wow...flea is hot
« on: November 27, 2007, 12:33:56 pm »

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2007, 12:51:02 pm »
I refuse to believe Flea is male. Even with all the evidence to the contrary. The one last hope for "Flea=female" holdouts - CuteLucca's artwork - has however been shattered by the artist's admission that she views Flea as a shemale of some sort. Ah, well.

I actually liked her design in Chrono Trigger better; I wish they would have kept the braid in Cross. Shame. But Ozzie and Slash turned out absolutely excellent in Cross.

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2007, 01:26:59 pm »
I dunno. For a guy named "Vinegar" or whatever, he looks a little too able and competent. Still, Slash is a splendid design.

As for Flea... at least s/he is a scary-cosplayer's dream.

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 09:19:40 pm »
There is olny two things I'll always call Flea. The first Transvestite, and the olny magical transvestite. What I mean by magical transvestite is that he had a sex change by using his magic to replace/change/modify parts of his body. and I think some people would agree with me. (I hope)

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 10:55:19 pm »
I could certainly accept that, though I'd put more of a "changeling" spin on it -- Sprigg, for example, could be thought of as female even when she shapeshifts into a masculine form. The physical form changes, but the psyche remains constant. And seeing as Flea has illustrated shapeshifting abilities, I'd hypothesize that he belongs to the same race as Sprigg, and possibly murdered for the body he now possesses.

...Although that doesn't explain the "Flea Vest." I'm a bit put off by that whole deal.

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 05:16:50 pm »
So, you have no problem with him changing his body to resemble a female...but put on a bra and then it's just too much for ya?

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 04:51:28 pm »
 :lol:

True, true -- if that's all the "Flea Vest" is, then it's perfectly fine. I thought the accessory was supposed to be a strap-on...pair of...yeah. I'll just stop.

Flea is actually becoming more normal by the minute thanks to this thread!

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2007, 06:09:26 pm »
Welcome to Chrono Cross:

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Flea's undershirt makes him look feminine. (But you can wear it on your head!)

HA!

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2007, 06:19:07 pm »
If Flea could fulling shape-shift, then biologically she is a female and just acts like a guy.

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2007, 06:38:17 pm »
Argh, Cross must be where I got the strap-on idea from. But, wearing it as a hat!? The Mystics just defy all explanation, which is what they're supposed to do I guess.

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 10:18:00 pm »
Quote from: Flea
Hey, I'm a guy!

Well that kinda ends any debate on Flea being a girl...

Quote from: Admiral Ackbar
IT'S A TRAP!

Indeed it is.

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 11:15:23 pm »
All this talk of strap-ons...

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 02:02:34 am »
Quote from: Flea
Hey, I'm a guy!

Well that kinda ends any debate on Flea being a girl...

Quote from: Admiral Ackbar
IT'S A TRAP!

Indeed it is.

QFT Haha

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 04:27:04 pm »
Yeah, but Flea was also a bat, so...who are we supposed to believe?

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Re: wow...flea is hot
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 10:44:41 pm »
 I'm curious if Flea is perhaps a hermaphrodite. They tend to be depicted as mostly female in appearance. And the dress could probably hide a bulge.