CLOSED - Rate Cross Characters 37: Sneff

[ZeaLitY]

Evaluate Sneff based on his character design, combat usefulness, and Tilt factor -- which can mean anything, from how much he strikes you as cool to how important he is to the plot.

http://www.chronocompendium.com/Term/Sneff.html

[Kyronea]

Character Design: A guy in his forties as a magician! With a lisp! Not exactly creative...

Combat Usefulness: I don't recall ever using Sneff.

Tilt: I really like the music that plays during his little magic show, and of course it's fun to be turned into a cat, but did we really need a PC Sneff? Nyet. He's barely justifiable as an NPC.

Final Grade: D.

[Romana]

Design: Eugh. Ugly.

Combat: Never used him.

Tilt: I don't see any reason why he should've joined you. If I recall correctly, Guile used to be in his group. That's all I know.

Final Grade: D

[nightmare975]

Design: P-p-p-p-edophile.

Combat: Horrible.

Tilt: Seriously, why does he join a group of underage kids? He wants to sex them, that's why.

Final Grade: D

Somebody get Chris Hansen on this guy.

[ZeaLitY]

Two of you D reviewers forgot to even vote in the poll. For this, you get an F.

[Romana]

Whoops, sorry about that. Voted.

[nightmare975]

good thing I voted

[maggiekarp]

Design: Sadly, if he had some dental work done, I'd probably find him attractive.

Combat: Like most characters, never used him.

Tilt: Mad potential, major character in the funnest side-quest of the game, but... just not quite there yet.

D

[Kyronea]

Two of you D reviewers forgot to even vote in the poll. For this, you get an F.

SHUSH! I voted now!

Also, to the person advising Chris Hanson: FUCK NO. That show is absolutely disgusting...vigilante "justice" is never right, no matter what the reason or the purpose, especially since many of the people they catch would not have acted had the people from the show not propelled them to with an opportunity.

And to add to my review: I did personally like Sneff. He had a bit of charm about him. That's not enough to change my grade, though.

[nightmare975]

Also, to the person advising Chris Hanson: FUCK NO. That show is absolutely disgusting...vigilante "justice" is never right, no matter what the reason or the purpose, especially since many of the people they catch would not have acted had the people from the show not propelled them to with an opportunity.

Do you really think I think what he's doing is right? Nope, it's stupid, just something to make you watch Dateline, which is a shit-ass show.

Who else would I use to hunt pedos?

[Kyronea]

How about you leave the stopping of child molesters to the police and leave the paedophiles who don't act upon their unwanted desires--which is most of them--alone?

[Mavix]

sneff is a one of the retarded character's next to Poshul

[ZeaLitY]

sneff is a one of the retarded character's next to Poshul

Don't call something retarded while using that kind of horrible English.

[nightmare975]

How about you leave the stopping of child molesters to the police and leave the paedophiles who don't act upon their unwanted desires--which is most of them--alone?

Like I said, I'm not for Chris Hansen, I just needed a picture of someone who everyone knows, that(even though it's pointless and stupid) catches pedos. Yes, the police should do their job, no question about it, but my little statment wouldn't be as funny with a police officer.

[Kyronea]

The point is that it's not funny and not the sort of thing people should laugh about. Real people who wouldn't act without the sudden opportunities given them have their lives ruined by people like Chris Hanson. He makes the world worse for his own sordid amusement. It's disgusting.