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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3045 on: June 17, 2009, 02:34:16 pm »
Walmart can take a very large dildo in their asses. Plain and simple.

Oh it is hardly that plain or simple. Would it be a glass one, rubber, metal, plastic, wood, or alternate material? Would this be manual or electronic? Anatomically correct or stylistic? Scented or unscented?

And you have failed to take into account the sexual preferences of Walmart. Does it like south entry, is it into S&M, is it conservative or experimental, etc?

For all we know, you could be saying that Walmart can have a pleasant evening at home alone.

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3046 on: June 17, 2009, 03:08:15 pm »
Walmart can take a very large dildo in their asses. Plain and simple.

Oh it is hardly that plain or simple. Would it be a glass one, rubber, metal, plastic, wood, or alternate material? Would this be manual or electronic? Anatomically correct or stylistic? Scented or unscented?

And you have failed to take into account the sexual preferences of Walmart. Does it like south entry, is it into S&M, is it conservative or experimental, etc?

For all we know, you could be saying that Walmart can have a pleasant evening at home alone.

 :lol: Wow... awkward; if it was the electronic bit, it would be specifically called a 'vibrator' (which alone encompass many other options I'll not be going into).

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3047 on: June 17, 2009, 04:10:07 pm »
Wal-Mart should get anal beads.

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3048 on: June 17, 2009, 04:30:54 pm »
You spelled "BLEEDS" wrong, Shee.  :lol:

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3049 on: June 18, 2009, 01:36:51 pm »
Ho boy.

Anyway, I busted my ass to get to this class this morning...only to be 24 hours early.....lames bond!

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3050 on: June 18, 2009, 03:52:57 pm »
Damn. I keep dreaming about having to take tests and study. Killing my summer nights.

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3051 on: June 18, 2009, 03:58:23 pm »
My house got struck by lightning.

I don't have Internet, TV, or air conditioning at my residence and don't know when I'll get them back.


Ffffffffffffuck.

I'm also currently stuck at a friend's place until the current storm let's up and I'm paranoid that the appliances that were saved will short circuit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3052 on: June 18, 2009, 04:23:16 pm »
You should totally whittle a bat out of your house. You'll hit nothing but home runs with it.

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3053 on: June 19, 2009, 11:45:12 am »
You should totally whittle a bat out of your house. You'll hit nothing but home runs with it.
That was the single greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.

On the topic of Walmart's sexual preferences, I do believe they're pro anal. Walmart is a scrawny little man with a gaping anus thanks to our friend, Tyrone. Way to go, prison bitch. Dildos just will not suffice.

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3054 on: June 20, 2009, 12:47:21 am »
What's with people making Dream threads and somehow thinking it hasn't been done before in a forums that have been around for several years? C'mon, search function, use it!

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3055 on: June 20, 2009, 01:23:44 am »
So earlier in the week I bought a brand new car - Nissan Sentra. And today, my dad asked if he could drive it to the dealership to make a copy of the key for me. Being the nice guy that I am, I said "sure dad, drive my brand new car, just don't wreck it or anything, haha". So what do you think happened?

He fucking wrecked it.

I'm not joking. You can't make this shit up. It's like the universe decided to take a giant shit on my life this past month. Maybe it's gods vengeance for not technically believing in him, to strike me with a kid not only named Jesus, but Jesus deJesus. The Jesus of Jesuses! Then, when I finally get a new car - guess what? Aaaaawwww psyche, fuck you.
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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3056 on: June 20, 2009, 01:34:09 am »
Oh dear! I'm sorry... this is just not a good time for you is it?

I hope it gets better soon...

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3057 on: June 20, 2009, 01:49:04 am »
So earlier in the week I bought a brand new car - Nissan Sentra. And today, my dad asked if he could drive it to the dealership to make a copy of the key for me. Being the nice guy that I am, I said "sure dad, drive my brand new car, just don't wreck it or anything, haha". So what do you think happened?

He fucking wrecked it.

I'm not joking. You can't make this shit up. It's like the universe decided to take a giant shit on my life this past month. Maybe it's gods vengeance for not technically believing in him, to strike me with a kid not only named Jesus, but Jesus deJesus. The Jesus of Jesuses! Then, when I finally get a new car - guess what? Aaaaawwww psyche, fuck you.
I am so sorry to hear that, but at this point I am going to have to claim schadenfreude and laugh.

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3058 on: June 20, 2009, 08:02:35 am »
Fuck academic databases. They're disparate, unreliable, and wonky. I've spent hours upon hours searching tons of databases to work on my Real Adventures of Jonny Quest Wikipedia article, including a bunch of obscure databases and newspaper archives. And now, wrapping up my search with a tour of REALLY obscure databases, I get a hit on EBSCO "Internet and Personal Computing Abstracts" for an enlightening paper about the show's use of Quest World.

...

Okay, I'm sure there's some kind of logical reason for the division, but doing this has made me wish there were a real Academic search Compendium. Search everything, all at once. Pore over thousands of results, but leave with the satisfaction that nothing was missed.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 08:04:36 am by ZeaLitY »

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Re: The $%*! frustration thread
« Reply #3059 on: June 20, 2009, 03:04:19 pm »
Going to be in the school library today from open time to closing to work on my Flash final project. I've kinda run outta time, so I have to cut it down from an awesome music video to this wimpy little greeting card about the changing of seasons. Nothing annoys me more than having to throw away so many good ideas because of lack of time.

Also, it has to be done on a Mac, and these keyboards are tiny. I'm used to reaching farther to hit the keys, and this is kinda confusing.

Even better: The librarian on duty doesn't know the administrator name and password for these computers, so I can't install the tablet driver. Sweet.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 03:12:21 pm by Zephira »