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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2007, 01:16:58 pm »
YOU GUYS, it's not santa who you should be worrying about.....it's the EASTER BUNNY!!! he hides little eggs everywhere filled with crack, and what not, and tells kids to go find them, so that he won't get blamed for actually GIVING the kids the drugs.


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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2007, 03:18:03 pm »
YOU GUYS, it's not santa who you should be worrying about.....it's the EASTER BUNNY!!! he hides little eggs everywhere filled with crack, and what not, and tells kids to go find them, so that he won't get blamed for actually GIVING the kids the drugs.



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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2007, 09:05:41 pm »
YOU GUYS, it's not santa who you should be worrying about.....it's the EASTER BUNNY!!! he hides little eggs everywhere filled with crack, and what not, and tells kids to go find them, so that he won't get blamed for actually GIVING the kids the drugs.



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Well thats why he should be kept away from guns, easter bunny suits and the compendiums "special" candy stash.
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*side effects of special candies may include nausia, beleif you are spider man, an addiction to the "special" candies ad jingle, an obsession with chuck norris, constant fainting, blackouts, your family dissapearing after these "blackouts", more nausia, the thought that you are Zeality from another dimension, and acting like somebody from this forum.*
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2007, 01:14:21 pm »
i think this topic i posted got to outta hand :(

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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2007, 02:49:10 pm »
i think this topic i posted got to outta hand :(

You knew it would happen. It was inevitable. :)

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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2007, 01:08:39 am »
i think this topic i posted got to outta hand :(
C'mon look at the type of topic you posted and try to figure out why it quickly got out of hand *if not already outta hand* like all the other threads here..........

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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2007, 02:28:32 pm »
what i ment was. the topic is starting to talk about the easter bunny. its supposed too be about santa on crack. not the bunny doin white lines.

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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2007, 10:24:01 pm »
Well It's not MY fault he found the compendiums special candies! uh....besides advertising them...... ummmmmm, yeeeaaahhhh...... theres a reason why! its uhhh....uhhh.... shut up! thats why! *pouts*