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Mavix

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Is santa a drug abuser.
« on: April 10, 2007, 03:26:06 pm »
i was finally convinced that santa and his raindeer are drug abuser's.
Have you ever noticed that santa's nose is always red. the conspiracy says that its because of all the coke, crack, and blow he duzz. Rudalph  the red nosed raindeer unexpectedly is his storting buddy. rudalph duzz it more than santa. every christmas eve santa has rudalph do lines of blow to get his nose red. and its not only presents he carrying on christmas eve. its cockain he ships to middle and south america.
Who ever reads this tell me what you think about this conspiracy about santa and his drug problems. poor old crack Kringle.
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2007, 04:04:27 pm »
I think you should get some sleep.
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2007, 04:37:29 pm »
Poor old crack my ass, the bastard is getting our children hooked on illegal drugs through pixie stixs stocking stuffers.  He also uses christmas as part of a complex drug selling ring, by hiding bags in the stuffed animals of the children and having elves come in the middle of the night to eviscerate these false gifts of love for the drug contents inside, which they then sell on the street.  According to CIA statistics, Santa is #3 on the list of the largest drug pushers in the world.  Dont feel sorry for him, think about the children!
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2007, 04:45:23 pm »
Right... Did I just lose my place as the creator of Most Pointless Thread Ever On These Forums? ("Funniest Thing to Put in a Microwave")
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2007, 06:14:56 pm »
Probably.
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 10:09:49 pm »
Not drugs. Santa just dips into the nog. Alot. I mean, if you had to deliver a toy to every child in the world in one night, you to would need some liquid cheer. That would explain why he's jolly, and his gut is like a bowl full of jelly.
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2007, 01:40:19 am »
No, can't be any kind of stimulant, he is vastly overwieght.  I think he does some kind of barbiuates, ludes maybe?  :)
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2007, 05:17:45 pm »
NO!! He has to be a drug dealer. somone explain why his nose is red. look at rudolphs nose. its redder than his. every elf working for him is on a "need to know basis". Ask them they know its all about the Crack and the Coke. and when i mention the iniatial CC. in means Crack, Coke. not Chrono cross.
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2007, 08:14:08 am »


Proof! Santa promotes coke and caffeine-based drinks.
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2007, 03:18:18 pm »
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Proof! Santa promotes coke and caffeine-based drinks.

Not what I ment :x
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2007, 09:22:51 pm »
You meant the drug cocaine aka coke, no?
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2007, 09:27:06 pm »
Well hey, he has to go around the world, through the cold, through the bad weather, and in a timely fashion. Can you blame him for wanting a little buzz while doing this?
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2007, 10:19:35 pm »
Cheech & Chong said he used Magic Dust to fly.

A little for him, a little for the reindeer, a little more for Santa...
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 12:44:55 pm »
Wow. All THis is making santa a bad influence on childrene. No wonder he's holly and jolly. he's always thizzing or high yadadadameen.
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Re: Is santa a drug abuser.
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2007, 12:11:18 am »
Quote from: Mavix on April 12, 2007, 03:18:18 pm
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Proof! Santa promotes coke and caffeine-based drinks.

Not what I ment :x

Caffeine is a form of stimulant so basically its a drug.
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