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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2006, 09:54:21 pm »
Yarr, Lieutenant Black Sam Kidd, ready to set sail! (Thanks for the link Mixmasta_K)

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-Mightiest beard on the seven seas
-Forward thinking
-Skilled with a sword
-Skilled with rope
-Knows how to run a ship

Cons:
-Mediocre shot
-Enjoys whaling
-Boistrous drunk, once the rum comes out
-Tends to oversleep
-Shameless Womanizer

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2006, 10:01:24 pm »
Alright you dirty dogs! I'll compile the log in a few minutes and we'll figure out who we need to press into service for our cruise! We are nearly ready; cut the mooring lines and prepare the course! To the ends of the earth!

And yes, my new sig is hot! Eastwood would probably be a badass pirate in addition to his cowboy skill.

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2006, 11:55:34 pm »
Arrr, I built the Black Pearl! Well, it was just a model, yar.

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2006, 01:10:24 am »
Capt'n Z... What website errr unlucky ship are we going to plunder & pillage?

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2006, 01:45:38 am »

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2006, 02:07:17 am »


All right, you damned sea dogs! We are lacking positions! I await with bated  breath the pirate names for our Bosun, Carpenter, and Master's Mate (just as nine lashes await them), but until then we shall fill the positions of Quartermaster, Pilot, Coxswain, and Sailmaker! If there be any rotten, daring spirit that thinks he is worthy to incur Poseidon's wrath, step forward!

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2006, 02:14:14 am »
Coxswain, Young John Timbers Reporting, captain Red James Jones, sir!
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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2006, 02:34:19 am »
Crossbone Will Kinison, reporting to steer the ship out of the harbor and straight into a rock, Cap'n Jones!

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~Is legally qualified to pilot anything up to and including vehicles that don't exist in the time period!
~Dresses for success and can speak the finest King's English you've ever heard!
~Can easily flirt his way out of a bad situation!
~Is handy with a sword, a gun, or his own two fists!
~Can play the ocarina flawlessly!

Pirate Cons
~Is an obvious braggart!
~Tends to irritate nice girls!
~Gets seasick sometimes!
~Hates fish!
~Drinks until he thinks the steering wheel is King George!

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2006, 03:26:39 am »
Arrr, I built the Black Pearl! Well, it was just a model, yar.
That Monty Python reference just made my day. xD

Radical_Dreamer>>No problem. :)

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2006, 03:39:36 am »
Aye Sir!

 Im looking for a new job to get meh RUM! Har Har if i meet ur standards ill be your Quartermaster!
Aye if that is taken ill take Sailmaker! ;)

Pro's- Loyal

Con's- Drinks alot of Rum


Ughh i need a piratey name dont i.....   Nathaniel Cook [Aka.] Dread Harley the Staggering Drunk
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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2006, 12:25:07 pm »
Arrr, John S. Locke the Black Lion reporting for duty Cap'n! I'll serve ye wherevar ya need a good ole hand.

Mind you I may require some of ye cheap whores and rum if ya gots any, arrr!

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2006, 03:22:49 pm »
Arrrr! Ye can call me The Silver Crow!

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2006, 04:43:12 pm »
Seems our crew's assemblin', Cap'n, looks like we'll be plundering small towns and kidnapping fair maidens in no time!

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2006, 09:17:47 pm »
Sirs, at your pleasure, I have a wonderful idea for a target - one ripe for these here cannons. Now, I've not been there personally - no sirs, not me - but I've head tell of the place, and know that the good Lord wouldn't give a whit about our wreaking destruction there. They're a base and foolish lot - most not able to shoot a musket straight or hold a sabre. I figure some of you might have heard of the place, too, so don't be too alarmed, but I've heard reputable sources say their fighting calibre is nigh on useless. See, the way I'm thinking it, Tortuga's been overdone, but what of Gamefaqs? They've not got a fighting soul amongst them. Hey, cap'n, you've been there, haven't you? Just tell me about their defences, and I'll aim our long-range guns so as to make them rubble. It'll be a right venimus, vedimus, vicimus, I think.

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Re: Christening the Venture
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2006, 09:40:05 pm »
Arr, the wood they use is a flimsy one at best, a well thrown rock could break through their walls and boats.