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Re: best villian in the SE universe.
« Reply #165 on: August 11, 2006, 03:53:44 pm »
I just googled some pics of this Squall Guy, but I don't frickin get why you think he's a queer, I mean just because he was made looking good?
Ohhh I think I get it, someone is envy  :D

Ahahahaha  8)

Here are a few reasons:

- He's got the EMOest personality in ANY game EVER;
- He wears a Chocobo fur jacket! (Jesus Christ. Paris Hilton wouldn't wear that.)
- He IS Seifer's bitch.
- Quistis, the hottest chick in FFVIII, like says "OMG PLZ BANG ME NOW", and he simply doesn't. Cuz' he's a bishie.
- He's just queer and that's it. Hahahaha =]

Chocobos have fur? I thought they have feathers :O Or...or do birds have both?

Anyways, you know, I haven't played the FF game he is in, but you just gave me a reason to play it :D


Yeah, I guess I meant feathers, hahahaha =]

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Re: best villian in the SE universe.
« Reply #166 on: August 11, 2006, 04:05:58 pm »
I just googled some pics of this Squall Guy, but I don't frickin get why you think he's a queer, I mean just because he was made looking good?
Ohhh I think I get it, someone is envy  :D

Ahahahaha  8)

Here are a few reasons:

- He's got the EMOest personality in ANY game EVER;
- He wears a Chocobo fur jacket! (Jesus Christ. Paris Hilton wouldn't wear that.)
- He IS Seifer's bitch.
- Quistis, the hottest chick in FFVIII, like says "OMG PLZ BANG ME NOW", and he simply doesn't. Cuz' he's a bishie.
- He's just queer and that's it. Hahahaha =]

Chocobos have fur? I thought they have feathers :O Or...or do birds have both?

Anyways, you know, I haven't played the FF game he is in, but you just gave me a reason to play it :D

no they have feather, that post was made up.
cloud is far more emo. the s.o.b. went catatonic for a good section of the game. and unlike seifer, who literally could only do so much damage to squall before squall bitched him royal, cloud literally WAS sephiroth's bitch for a good long while.
and dude: Selphie> quistis. and she later admits, she was trying to replace eldina, whom squall actually cared for when they were all just babies.
meanwhile, cloud still had tifa, who was waiting SOLELY FOR HIM SINCE THEY WERE KIDS, and still wanted aerith more. The hell kinda gayness is that?! you're giving up on a lifetime friend who wants to turn fuck buddy for the flower girl?! what are you, stupid?!

The thing is: Cloud = chicken, lunatic AND schizophrenic. I mean, he was a chicken when a little boy, then grew up to have his mind messed up by Sephiroth, together with Tifa and pretty much everyone else in Nibelheim, and then become a guinea pig for Shinra, turning into one schizophrenic dude after Zack's death, and then stays with a fake personality until the end of the game. It's not like he chooses Aerith over Tifa. The dude isn't stupid, 2 is better than 1.  :lee: And c'mon, everyone knows that after the game was finished Cloud banged Tifa's brains out. You can clearly see in AC that he screws her and then runs away, and that's why she gets all pissed off. Even Reno and Rude could see that. Hahahaha. And well, Squall is simply bishie. Quistis is like the hot young teacher that everyone in the Garden would wanna have some fun with, still she for whatever reason goes around saying "Yea Squally, cum to mama" and he simply fakes a headache.

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Re: best villian in the SE universe.
« Reply #167 on: November 18, 2006, 07:57:33 pm »
Enough about Squall! This isn't a Gayest Character thread!

And where's the love for Ogodemir? HE KILLED GOD! And his dying words imply that you only killed him because you ARE God (how that's supposed to work I have no idea. I guess the key word here is IMPLY.)




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