9/11 The Math

[Exodus]

Oh but Josh! You forgot that there are 50 states, four airplanes, and twenty terrorists!

20 - (5 + 0 + 4)= 11

What the...?! How long did it take you to come up with that? I'll eleven you! *fist wave*

Ah. You pointed out how easy it is for the human mind to find simple coincidences.

What tickles me is people using simple math to prove that there is some greater force at work with the 9/11 attacks.

[Lord J Esq]

Are you suggesting that God is a mathemagician?

[Exodus]

Are you suggesting that God is a mathemagician?

Yes. I also purport that the moon is composed of used diapers, the Holocaust was a fraud, Arthur Miller was an android, the movie Signs is indeed historical fiction, Adlai Stevenson  is Gogo from Final Fantasy 6 and there will be fifteen more claims by the end of the year that Frodo and Sam are gay.

... I am a genius! Pay homage to my superior ability to propagate conspiracies!

Now to find a few hundred illiterate God-fearing men, build a compound in the middle of Idaho (or Nebraska. Whichever happens to be the hotspot for cults) and begin apportioning women to my male followers as I see fit.

It's flawless! Ahahahahahahahahahaha--Ahem.

[Burning Zeppelin]

I thought Sam and Frodo were gay!

Are you suggesting that God is a mathemagician?

I was thinking more that Al Qaeda were really D&D nerds shunned by their peer mates, pushed into a life of terrorism and eventual suicide.