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XD this made me giggle.
« on: July 23, 2006, 06:31:44 am »

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Re: XD this made me giggle.
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2006, 08:28:44 am »
That didn't really strike me as funny. However, THIS part made me giggle:
7. Are these video games something Jesus would play?

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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2006, 02:37:43 pm »
"When God shows us that a specific activity is controlling our lives, we should break away from it for a time. This 'fast' could be from food, movies, music, video games, anything taking us away from loving God. While some of these things may not be bad in and of themselves, they become idols if they distract us from our first love (Colossians 3:5; Revelation 2:4)."

A distraction kinda like devoting so much time and bandwidth costs to a website asking whether Christians maintaining their health and sanity is something God would approve of?

Ooo~kay.

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Re: XD this made me giggle.
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2006, 11:22:00 pm »
^

Definately. Where do you find this stuff...

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Re: XD this made me giggle.
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2006, 12:17:23 am »
Why did they even bother!!!

Here's a quote from the legend of mana:
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Denying the freedom of others is true sin, that's why God gave us free will. - Matilda

It's our choice to do what we wan't.

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Re: XD this made me giggle.
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2006, 08:20:28 am »
I don't wanna sound offensive or whatnot, but I think religion prevents you from freedom.

It's go to church and pray every week to something you don't know exists.

Just IMO, though, in case I pissed anyone off.

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Re: XD this made me giggle.
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2006, 10:40:20 pm »
"When God shows us that a specific activity is controlling our lives, we should break away from it for a time. This 'fast' could be from food, movies, music, video games, anything taking us away from loving God. While some of these things may not be bad in and of themselves, they become idols if they distract us from our first love (Colossians 3:5; Revelation 2:4)."

Wah ha ha hah! Give up food, movies, music, and games? So what am I supposed to do with my time? Have sex all day?

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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2006, 11:25:40 pm »
"When God shows us that a specific activity is controlling our lives, we should break away from it for a time. This 'fast' could be from food, movies, music, video games, anything taking us away from loving God. While some of these things may not be bad in and of themselves, they become idols if they distract us from our first love (Colossians 3:5; Revelation 2:4)."

Wah ha ha hah! Give up food, movies, music, and games? So what am I supposed to do with my time? Have sex all day?

Well, if you're not married they'd probably say no to that too.

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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2006, 12:12:06 am »
Hell. If we aren't supposed to eat, sleep, drink, or play video games then we may be face to face with god quicker than we thought.

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Re: XD this made me giggle.
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2006, 01:02:09 am »
God's prolly a sk8 h8, too, which means I'm down to Tennis only as a pastime.

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Re: XD this made me giggle.
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2006, 01:04:40 am »
What? I have no clue what you just said.

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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2006, 01:25:55 am »
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Have sex all day?

That's the most intelligent sentence fragment ever posted on the entire Internet.

Also,


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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2006, 03:48:37 am »
Hell. If we aren't supposed to eat, sleep, drink, or play video games then we may be face to face with god quicker than we thought.
Ha ha ha, that was actually funny!

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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2006, 04:07:27 pm »
Oh my God. Somebody actually laughed at one of my posts. We may meet God quicker this way. I mean it's gotta be a sure sign of the apocalypse.

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Re: XD this made me giggle.
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2006, 04:08:49 pm »
Oh my God. Somebody actually laughed at one of my posts. We may meet God quicker this way. I mean it's gotta be a sure sign of the apocalypse.

*As Matt speaks, a hole appears in the ground and a big red spiney bastard comes out of it*