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Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:40:20 am »
Whats the funniest thing you can stick in a microwave?

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 01:12:22 pm »
Uhm....a clown?

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2006, 01:58:53 pm »
You know, this topic was 99% going to fail, but that reply is pretty funny, CS.

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2006, 02:51:11 pm »
A smaller microwave? Then it can be like one of those eggs, with smaller ones inside. Open up the microwave, and there's another. And open that one, another. Eventually you get to the end and it's truly a micro microwave.

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2006, 04:25:38 pm »
You can use a commercial microwave to cast Aluminum.

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2006, 06:30:15 pm »
A match...It creates some weird kind of phenomena akin to ball lightning or some such nonsense...

My brother put my cat in the microwave once...He didn't turn it on though...

And I'm pretty sure I've put a CD and army men in the microwave at various stages of my life...although most of the time I just burnt my army men outside...

Go pyromania!

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2006, 07:09:11 pm »
Go pyromania!

I'll make sure I stay away from disagreeing with you in any of your topics from now on.

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2006, 09:19:38 pm »
I once (meaning yesterday) put a bag of cooked chicken inside the microwave. Little did I know, but the bag was made of aluminium! Thank god I took it out before no one noticed. Strangely, they didn't notice the smoke coming out of the microwave, or the burning bag, which I had to put out with my hand.

A smaller microwave? Then it can be like one of those eggs, with smaller ones inside. Open up the microwave, and there's another. And open that one, another. Eventually you get to the end and it's truly a micro microwave.
Russian dolls?

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2006, 12:01:53 am »
Silicon implants, dirty laundry, An old dried up turd..... it'll make it good as new

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2006, 01:22:46 am »
You can use a commercial microwave to cast Aluminum.

I want to see some sort of documentation on that. Not because I don't believe you. Because if it's true, that's too excellent not to investigate.

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2006, 02:51:24 am »
Oh it works

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2006, 06:01:58 am »
Whats the funniest thing you can stick in a microwave?

Your baby brother.

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2006, 10:23:09 am »
That was a random topic i started out of boredom, but look what happened! ¬_¬

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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2006, 11:15:58 am »
CD's/Fork's are cool to watch but back when I lived at the dorm we always had fun putting a bunch of eggs in the microwaves at the cafeteria.  It's a pretty loud bang and since it's the cafeteria if you don't get caught you don't even have to clean up the mess.

And of course there's those marshmellow chicks/bunnies......for some reason those always make me laugh.


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Re: Stoopid stuff to put in a microwave
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2006, 11:55:41 am »
CD's/Fork's are cool to watch but back when I lived at the dorm we always had fun putting a bunch of eggs in the microwaves at the cafeteria.  It's a pretty loud bang and since it's the cafeteria if you don't get caught you don't even have to clean up the mess.

--jp

Leave the hard-working lunchladies to clean up? That's bad karma, right there :D