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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2005, 02:39:26 am »
Yeah, right, Hadriel...Your 'friend', huh...Nobody's buyin' it...:roll:

How is the thread offensive to virgins and women? I think it's offensive to people who think and read, myself...

>_>

But what do I know?

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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2005, 03:32:27 am »
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Yeah, right, Hadriel...Your 'friend', huh...Nobody's buyin' it...:roll:

How is the thread offensive to virgins and women? I think it's offensive to people who think and read, myself...

>_>

But what do I know?

From the guy who can smell even one drop of sexism in the waters of Teh Intarweb from up to five miles away, I'm here to tell you that I see nothing sexist in that story. However, it is nonetheless a tasteless topic. I never was big on potty humor.

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« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2005, 03:54:33 am »
It wasnt sexist at all. I dont see whats so sexist about it.
Also, he pushed his dick through the boxers hole, or the door hole  :P
Also, after one mastrubation you dont really want to do it again for a while

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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2005, 05:04:47 pm »
Yeah, it is pretty tasteless, honestly.  Anyone else have similar stories?

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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2005, 07:25:50 pm »
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ENLIGHTENING THREAD.


Well put. I certainly learned something about Hadriel from this >_>.

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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2005, 10:46:25 pm »
Okay...........

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....................I will just be in the other room. *back away*

(He lucky he didn't do it to me.. Why? I might have hurt him. >_>)

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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2005, 10:49:51 pm »
I would find gloves and rip off his man hood. Which is more painful than getting hit in the mean bean machine. :D

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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2005, 11:17:53 pm »
Holy crap that would hurt

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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2005, 01:07:32 pm »
Da that is why I would never show my penis.

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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2005, 09:44:38 pm »
Except in front of your girlfriend or wife or...people

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« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2005, 09:53:47 pm »
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Except in front of your girlfriend or wife or...people


one word: blindfold

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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2005, 12:37:04 pm »
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Except in front of your girlfriend or wife or...people


i would never show it in front of stranger.

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« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2005, 04:05:41 pm »
Never pee on those walls in public toilets >.<

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« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2005, 04:29:30 am »
Umm, yes...thank you for that.

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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2005, 12:48:48 pm »
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Never pee on those walls in public toilets >.<


Don't shit in the sinks in public restrooms. :shock:  :mrgreen: