You beat me to it. I was going to make this very thread! Er...I mean...ahem:
Arrr, ye whoreson’ blaggarts! Whar be the Skull & Scuppers? I wants t’ swill a pint or two o’ th’ grog in honor o’ Talk Like a Pirate Day, th’ one day ou’t whole bloody year when me dear ol’ mum, bless her blackening soul, always tol’ me I’d be the livin’ envy of nar ev’ry man who set sights me way! And, by me hook-handed hearties, let those bloody Kings’ men go an’ have a piss if’n they takes issue wi’ that! I’ll send ‘em all ta Davy Jones’ locker, ere I pillage an’ plunder their piss-poor peasant pugs for every last doubloon, y’arrr!
