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Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« on: August 19, 2020, 12:31:55 am »
Fight me.

Reason #1: She's the only character in Chrono Trigger so awesome, she doesn't need character growth; she's already at the pinnacle of awesomesauce when you meet her, and that only carries over through the game.

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2020, 02:00:44 pm »
I came here to see someone fight you, I can't disagree! haha

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2020, 05:43:42 pm »
Reason #2: I'm sort of scrawny and not a very big guy, and as buff as Ayla is, apparently she doesn't care about masculinity in the typical Americana way.

I mean, she likes Kino, and he looks like he's 12, right? So I am a shoe-in!

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2020, 11:29:42 pm »
Ayla is my favorite as well.


Reason #1: She's the only character in Chrono Trigger so awesome, she doesn't need character growth; she's already at the pinnacle of awesomesauce when you meet her, and that only carries over through the game.

It's true. Although I do wish Ayla had a sidequest of her own, she's the character who needed one the least, since she's already got her life together.


Reason #2: I'm sort of scrawny and not a very big guy, and as buff as Ayla is, apparently she doesn't care about masculinity in the typical Americana way.

I mean, she likes Kino, and he looks like he's 12, right? So I am a shoe-in!

Kino might not look like much, but he's the second-strongest person in Ioka village. Distant second, but still.

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2020, 02:19:12 pm »
Reason #2: I'm sort of scrawny and not a very big guy, and as buff as Ayla is, apparently she doesn't care about masculinity in the typical Americana way.

I mean, she likes Kino, and he looks like he's 12, right? So I am a shoe-in!

I actually always thought that he was a girl in the original...I don't know why...

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2020, 04:01:03 pm »
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I actually always thought that he was a girl in the original...I don't know why...

I DID TOO. It was the pony tail that I think made me think so.

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2020, 04:09:39 pm »
Hack idea: Kino is a girl.

Lucca's still my favorite waifu.

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2020, 10:30:15 pm »
Reason #3: Ayla isn't a damsel-in-distress and needs no protector. In fact, something tells me she'd protect me.

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2020, 09:01:35 am »
Fight me.

Gladly. Meet me at 12 at noon, in the middle of Greenwich. You can get your barbed club, while I get the cops.

Because obviously nobody can deny that Christina is the Best Girl in Chrono Trigger.



I mean, she likes Kino, and he looks like he's 12, right? So I am a shoe-in!

........Boo is into Shota hentai, confirmed.
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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2020, 09:58:52 am »
I have no idea who Christina is or what she's from, haha...

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2020, 12:36:57 pm »
I have no idea who Christina is or what she's from, haha...
She's from a certain show called "Chrono Trigger 3 -- The Steins;Gate", where Lavos resurrects Queen Zeal to create the Illuminati in order to stop a bunch of engineering students from creating a the Epoch in the modern day.

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2020, 12:49:50 pm »
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She's from a certain show called "Chrono Trigger 3 -- The Steins;Gate", where Lavos resurrects Queen Zeal to create the Illuminati in order to stop a bunch of engineering students from creating a the Epoch in the modern day.

Oh, haha! We talked about Steins;Gate like a year or two ago. I still have yet to watch it. :/

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2020, 01:35:49 pm »
I'm in the middle of playing CT3. Christina the pervert has lots of sass for Hokyo. Gotta love that sass.

Also her erotic explanation of time travel was great.  :)

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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2020, 02:12:10 pm »
I'm in the middle of playing CT3. Christina the pervert has lots of sass for Hokyo. Gotta love that sass.

Also her erotic explanation of time travel was great.  :)
Meanwhile Hokyo being all:


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Re: Ayla is the Best Girl and the Ultimate Waifu
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2020, 03:19:40 pm »
"But I refuse!"

Hokyo further establishing that he is a doofus.

I need to play more to get to this Lesbomagnetic field. Or will I need the anime for that bit?

Where were we? Oh right, Lesbomagnetic fields.